Give your best answer for why the servers are down today.

Give your best answer for why the servers are down today.

The next poster then states the reason they believe the server is down today.

The Servers are down because Evony had closed for the day to go to the beach.

The servers are down because someone fell asleep.

The servers are down because the squirrels that generate the power to run the servers escaped.

Don't you know it's a hamster.

They are down because evony is a newer program compared to most. plus with all these people deciding to not pay evony they cant pay to hire people to move foward.

They're down cause someone spilled soda on the main generator.

Which servers are down? I can go onto my server fine.

The server are down because PayPal took all the money and left the country.

The server went down for one, simple reason.
It's Evony.

I love these reasons! Funny ! Hahaaa.

The servers are down because Joe is a ninja and he sneaked into the server place and sabotaged the servers.

the server is down because of the upgrade of the system................

Don't be a Buzz Killington.

http://cache-foo.kinja.com/gawker/as...334066_300.jpg

If you don't want to be happy or funny, GET OUT! NOW. I WILL MASSACRE YOU WITH SPAM.

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/co...-08-02Spam.jpg

John killed it =/

I wish I was as creative as you guys ! eheh

The mouse ate the server the cat ate the mouse that ate the server the dog ate the cat that ate the mouse that ate the server then i ate the dog that ate the cat that ate the mouse that ate the server


YES I KNOW IVE SPOILED IT :(

cause i had an accidebnt whilst in the tub, and well, this bar of soap happened to escape at high velocity, and proceded to take out one of many satellites up in the sky above...

me being scared of the consequences of such a heinous crime, pulled the plug, quick. this then flooded the sewers of new york(strange, im in australia, but hey! weird things do happen) and then a large alligator made good its escape, and was last seen doing the tango with head honcho of evony's tactical anti member defense team, where upon the feds were called in, and as we all know, the feds ruin everything..... so, to cap it all off, i was on the phone by now, coming up with a few concrete alibis, and a few concrete fenceposts as well, cause you can never have enough fenceposts, and while my back was turned, evony took a steep dive on the share market, and decided to become a terrorist organisation in the depths of antarctica:)

im terribly sorry:( i didnt mean to inconvenience anyone:(

your post above me headmess confuses me...

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Originally Posted by iRovster

The server went down for one, simple reason.
It's Evony.

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^Best explanation

im not here to sow non confusion! all must be tormented by sleepless nights and conundrums that disturb ones footprints!

yep i got the best explantation and Rov... your neck must be tired out

The servers got tired of the ads and went on strike!

The servers looked at the games it was modeled after and blew a circuit at the awsomeness of it.