Why has no one but me dunked anyone? :p
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Why has no one but me dunked anyone? :p
I wanna dunk Logrus....
And I volunteer myself.
Hit me Elsworth everything you got. What did I do to hack you off.
You are an insufferable know-it-all, who knows nothing but insulting others to make himself feel better because he can't possibly come up with any stories or RPs that don't suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
Dunking complete. For now...
I nominate myself.
Also to Elsworth:
I deeply, fervently despise you, not only for spamming RPGs & Stories with your innumerable rps, but also putting incredibly offensive posts on my SUCCESSFUL rp just because I stated that all of your rps fail.
You are a completely insufferable person who will never, ever find someone to love, unless they're as sadistic and hypocritical as you are. I'd hope you decide to end your suffering and jump off a bridge, because then you'd be somewhere where nobody can hear you scream, or post.
Anyone else got something to add about Els?
Also, I nominate myself.
Don't forget the fact that he tortures new people needlessly, often viciously insulting them without rhyme or reason, indicating he has a strong desire to have power, just so he can abuse it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zenrax
Ch! Well, ch!Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
Gentlemen, this is supposed to be for fun. You may vent a little, but if you get truly vicious and concentrate your attacks on one person, this will get closed in a hurry.
StormSurge, your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!
Ok, at Demon. Just poking fun.
You are an naughty word removed. You take no consideration of other's feelings, and I do not see how any woman could love you.
ok, that;s the best I could come up with
I'm just to nice of a person :p
I nominate myself.
(I'm not a know it all, I'm only in the third percentile)
I'll dunk you both. Maybe. Depends on how much of a tangent I enjoy.
My father was a Nazi thank you very much. And I don't know what an elderberry is, so HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxyBunny
Also, I was done with my aggression there.
You fail at dunking me. You fail so badly, I'm flying.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
I've been dunked twice. Thats going in my signature.
Someone dunk me with gusto! I mean really let me have it!
Hey joe, if you can't find flaws in Demon/Storm's personality, try focusing on his physical deformities.
Waah! You hurtteded my feelings =(Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
And thank you Zen, I'd give you rep, but it won't let me
Demonsurge,
You are a pathetic internet junkie, constantly and consistantly on, acting poorly and offensivly to other players with little regard to there self esteems. You treat others like waste and think only of your self. If I had a gun and had to choose between shooting you and a door, id shoot you cuz the door doesnt deserve it. The mear mention of your name fills me with such, such repulse I feel my throat clog and my eyes water. If I met you in real life, I would spit on you. Not only this, you are ignorant and a fool.That means a man who sells his body to other men.Quote:
And I don't know what an elderberry is, so HA!
But you are actually one of my best forum buddies. And writers 4ever!!!!
I nominate myself.
I'm totally archiving this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Arumen
getting these emotions out into the open can be a good thing. Thats too many of us have pent up our thoughts, and its causing negativity to the forums as a whole. I'm sure Els can come up with a good retaliation against them too, shouldn't be too hard lol. :p. And joe, can I add your name to the list?
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Originally Posted by logrus
You sir a total noob. Who gave this noob the ban hammer?Quote:
I don't know how to look...
StormSurge! You're a mean jerk with no hair and no nose. You have no eyes no ears no mouth no nuthin! You have no head because your dog ate it when you tried to pet her! No on loves you, not even your dog! And you have no brain!
Um, I don't know if you volunteered to be dunked, but if you didn't.... well just ignore my post. ^^
Good luck with Els retaliating. His name has a new addition.Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
Is that the best you can do? I mean, joe did better. And he did HORRIBLE!Quote:
Originally Posted by whiterosedreams
Well sorRY! I don't have a mean streak in my body. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Along with everything else that you think anyone might actually care about ?Quote:
Originally Posted by vBobLing
Don't you have a forum to mod ?
I invite everyone to dunk me with all the most eloquence they can muster!
What list?Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
Of people that allow themselves to be dunked. Its the 3rd post.
And Zen and Storm, you both do often insult new members before they have a chance to understand you. It tends to get under people's skin.
The list of volunteer dunkers.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
And, as for the lady above not having mean bones,I have a collection of them. You may borrow one if you wish.
http://www.mongabay.com/images/indon...lawesi6835.JPG
ABakker, you know perfectly well I'm not insulting. I'm joking. But they interpret it as an insult. Thus: I blame people not understanding sarcasm.
Ok, put me on the list. I wana know the truth of what people think of me.
Rodri, It is quite possible I knew how to look before hand, and was merely being silly.
I didn't exactly say "bone" but okay... thanks, kind sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
right, added you.
I also want to know what people think of me. Thats why this thread was partly my idea.
OOHH !!! Harsh man, really harsh, please dont turn that rapier wit on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
lol, I have trouble being mean. Just not me, lol.
I really don't have anything negative to say about *ALMOST* anyone. There are exceptions.
Now, I COMMAND YOU TO DUNK ME! Dunk me like an educated man, provide reasons, use eloquent speech, give me some drama damnit! (THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL HEAR THE WORD DRAMA FROM MY MOUTH WITHOUT CRITICIZING SOMETHING.)
I won't do any of that. Instead...Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Are you wearing lipstick, or are your lips just really chapped? Your nose seems to be a little larger than most. And Knuckles was right, your belt pointing towards your dad like that seems a little... odd.Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
lol that's all I can come up with.
You sir, are a foul mouthed troll, a troll who has no life and lives in his basement, who's only company is basement cat. Every now and again we think you log off but thats not the case, its merely that you forgot to feed basement cat, and he peed on your computer, so you dried it off with a slice of bread which you then proceeded to eat before getting back on again to attempt your miserable attempts at sarcasm. I say miserable and pathetic because the reason people interpret your sarcasm as insults is because it is so entirely awful that it makes no sense whatsoever so people simply assume you have the intelligence of a goldfish, and assume its an insult. You fill these forums with Spam, and de-rail topics like its your job in life. Unforutunately at the moment it is your job in life and will probably be all you do with your life until you end up living in a Van down by a river with a bunch of rats to keep you warm at night. Until finally one night the rats realize that you are a troll and think you might taste good and so they devour you only to find you so disgusting that they regurgitate you, and in the end, you end up a pile of mush in a van down by the river, that smells worse than what your parents basement did while you lived there with your cat that ran away after it disfigured you in ways that not even I will describe.
Logrus's Obituary
That's right, the name's Logrus. Was born in a Mexico and raised as an assassin. *sigh* As a child, Log beats up little girls around the ages of 1-100 for a living. To say that he was a smart, bright child is an overestimate, because he could have just reach out his hands and the girls would have just handed him their money... but no, he did it the hard way. By slapping them. When he was 12, a girl named Blood(age 12 also) showed up in his life. She taught him how to kill demons and monsters(she was just imagining and making them up)... and he truly believed that he was born to defeat them and become an assassin working for his true love, Blood. But she betrayed him, by tricking him to kill her lover. Then she dumped him. He was devastated, he was hurt, he was torn, he was angry. So he ripped her in half with his bare hands and drank her blood. Then he got blood poisoning so he was rushed to the emergency room and nearly died. From that day on, he vowed revenge.
Um... I can insult this person right?
So you liked that surge? lol
You still fail. I mean, it's like trying to knock over one of those inflatable punching things that bounces back up. It's impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
But in this situation, it's like a child is doing the knocking. Can't even tilt it.
*Shakes head in shame*
Lol, Nice one Log!
And, yes, I did Arumen.
Thank you, I decided to wheel out my creative side. I thought about digging up my shakespearan insulter...
But decided that was too weak.