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07-18-2009, 11:14 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

Thank you, I decided to wheel out my creative side. I thought about digging up my shakespearan insulter...
But decided that was too weak.

Indeed, there are parts I believe are serious. And that, is a good dunking!
07-18-2009, 11:14 PM
darkchicken

I volunteer myself to be dunked...
07-18-2009, 11:16 PM
logrus

The only true part was that you de-rail threads like no-one I have ever seen.
07-18-2009, 11:17 PM
Rodri

Hey logrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

You sir, are a foul mouthed troll, a troll who has no life and lives in his basement, who's only company is basement cat. Every now and again we think you log off but thats not the case, its merely that you forgot to feed basement cat, and he peed on your computer, so you dried it off with a slice of bread which you then proceeded to eat before getting back on again to attempt your miserable attempts at sarcasm. I say miserable and pathetic because the reason people interpret your sarcasm as insults is because it is so entirely awful that it makes no sense whatsoever so people simply assume you have the intelligence of a goldfish, and assume its an insult. You fill these forums with Spam, and de-rail topics like its your job in life. Unforutunately at the moment it is your job in life and will probably be all you do with your life until you end up living in a Van down by a river with a bunch of rats to keep you warm at night. Until finally one night the rats realize that you are a troll and think you might taste good and so they devour you only to find you so disgusting that they regurgitate you, and in the end, you end up a pile of mush in a van down by the river, that smells worse than what your parents basement did while you lived there with your cat that ran away after it disfigured you in ways that not even I will describe.

If you are going to start blazing away, maybe you need to pick out a target. This could be aimed at almost anyone here (including me) but who would know ? Because you are a total NOOB!!!
07-18-2009, 11:17 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkchicken

I volunteer myself to be dunked...

You are nothing more than a background prop, with a sound effect machine attached. Every once in while you get seen, and you make some noise before disappearing to gather dust.

It's weak, but really, that's the most horrible I can come up with for you.
07-18-2009, 11:18 PM
ABakker

I want to be insulted!!! I demand IT
07-18-2009, 11:20 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

The only true part was that you de-rail threads like no-one I have ever seen.

You just got signatured.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABakker

I want to be insulted!!! I demand IT

ABakker, you are a vainglorious fool. You often say things with which I do not agree with. You smell.
07-18-2009, 11:21 PM
Lord Arumen

Surge, you are a signature failure:

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[color="Red"][i]“Serenity is not freedom from the
07-18-2009, 11:22 PM
Rodri

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABakker

I want to be insulted!!! I demand IT

It's hard to insult a carebear.

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q.../care_bear.jpg

It's like making little girls cry.
07-18-2009, 11:24 PM
logrus

Abaker... I just.. I just can't do it...
07-18-2009, 11:24 PM
darkchicken

"failure is not an option unless you are stormsurge"
ahh i got nothing :I
07-18-2009, 11:25 PM
FoxyBunny

Abakker, you son of a motherless goat! You only hang out on the forums dispensing advice culled from Dear Abby columns you've collected since you were 12. You wouldn't know an insult if it crawled in your ear, ate out your brains and screamed KHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! One time you tried to be mean, because you had almost worked up a tiny little smidgen of temper, and everyone thought it was so cute that all the girls ruffled your hair and nicknamed you "Fluffy".
07-18-2009, 11:26 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkchicken

"failure is not an option unless you are stormsurge"
ahh i got nothing :I

How dare you signature me!
07-18-2009, 11:26 PM
darkchicken

everyone learns from the mistakes of others, that is why a lot of people learn from stormsurge
07-18-2009, 11:27 PM
ABakker

lol. dang. I'm hurt now. :(

Perhaps thats why I'm mother goose to Kitt. I really need to learn to get angry.
07-18-2009, 11:29 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkchicken

everyone learns from the mistakes of others, that is why a lot of people learn from stormsurge

Well, the signature was your best shot. You blew it.

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Originally Posted by ABakker

lol. dang. I'm hurt now. :(

Perhaps thats why I'm mother goose to Kitt. I really need to learn to get angry.

You self-pitying maggot. You really think we don't realise how -

Bah! It's impossible! I work myself into a frezny, and then : POOF! Blank slate.
07-18-2009, 11:32 PM
FoxyBunny

Rov, your problem is not that you are a troll or anything else simple. In my vast expertise, I have come to the conclusion that you suffer from an acute case of caseus mentis. This is a rare disease, and I realize it must be humiliating to have cheese curds constantly leaking out of your cranial orifices, but that's no excuse for sitting online trying to pretend you are even half as cool as the others of us who don't qualify to have a heartbreaking movie on Lifetime Movie Network made about our "struggle for normalcy and acceptance."
07-18-2009, 11:35 PM
darkchicken

Irovster you rep grows as much as your failure in life
07-18-2009, 11:38 PM
Harok

Feel free to dunk me.
07-18-2009, 11:40 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harok

Feel free to dunk me.

You constant facepalming has led others to mirror you, causing severe nosebleeds and even deaths around the world. You are to blame for death and suffering of stupid people everywhere.
You oughta be ashamed!
07-18-2009, 11:44 PM
whiterosedreams

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harok

Feel free to dunk me.

You have no modesty whatsoever. You wake up in the middle of the night, put on a hot pink skirt and a belly button tank top and ran outside, screaming and yelling at the neighbors. You grab a blow horn, declare a dance war, did a ballet dance. Then you broke into an old lady's apartment and held a knife to her nose, threatening to cut it off if she doesn't dance with you. The next day, the lady was found hanging from the ceiling. You caused her to commit suicide.
07-18-2009, 11:47 PM
ABakker

ahem *clears throat*

All of you that have posted here allowing yourselves to be dunked are souless beings that should never have been born.

Demon/Storm you sir, are are a on a list below trolls. You have no sense of plot writting nor any sense of good taste. You do not know how to let issues go, and have become a spammer insulter that is worse then even the worst trolls here.

Zenrax, you were a power obsessed mod that shut way too many threads down. You sir hold an even worse grudge then Storm and have insulted people that never even talked to you before.

Lord Arumen, you are a self centered author that writes substandard stories and expects us to be in love with them.

FoxyBunny, you say your the mod of the people, but is this really true? Or are you the biggest snake of the bunch. How many of your friends have you sold out?

darkchicken, you sir a one crazy son of a ........... Go jump in a well

iRovster, Can anyone spam more then you? you spam and have collected so much illegitimate Rep that your name should be iSpam. Also sir learn about what you should complain about. O, way to make it where normal users can't use larger text on their sigs anymore as well!

There, there's a start as poor as it is lol.
07-18-2009, 11:50 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABakker

ahem *clears throat*

All of you that have posted here allowing yourselves to be dunked are souless beings that should never have been born.

Demon/Storm you sir, are are a on a list below trolls. You have no sense of plot writting nor any sense of good taste. You do not know how to let issues go, and have become a spammer insulter that is worse then even the worst trolls here.

Zenrax, you were a power obsessed mod that shut way too many threads down. You sir hold an even worse grudge then Storm and have insulted people that never even talked to you before.

Lord Arumen, you are a self centered author that writes substandard stories and expects us to be in love with them.

FoxyBunny, you say your the mod of the people, but is this really true? Or are you the biggest snake of the bunch. How many of your friends have you sold out?

darkchicken, you sir a one crazy son of a ........... Go jump in a well

iRovster, Can anyone spam more then you? you spam and have collected so much illegitimate Rep that your name should be iSpam. Also sir learn about what you should complain about.

There, there's a start as poor as it is lol.

You call that mean? I've met cotton candy bunny rabbits meaner then that!
07-18-2009, 11:51 PM
pialpha

I want to be dunked. Pretty Please.
07-18-2009, 11:53 PM
FoxyBunny

We cotton candy bunny rabbits resent that remark. :(

As for pialpha, I have only ONE good insult for him........I have more rep than you! HA!
07-18-2009, 11:54 PM
darkchicken

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

You call that mean? I've met cotton candy bunny rabbits meaner then that!

you call that an insult i've been insulted by grandmother way worst
07-18-2009, 11:54 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by pialpha

I want to be dunked. Pretty Please.

*Ahem*

You sir, are a poster of poor quality.
07-18-2009, 11:57 PM
darkchicken

Abbaker stole free samples enough said
07-18-2009, 11:59 PM
ABakker

CURSE COSTCO and SAMS CLUB they're just so tempting. I always take multiple disguises in with me.
07-19-2009, 12:07 AM
Rodri

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkchicken

you call that an insult i've been insulted by grandmother way worst

That's because you were adopted and the old lady never liked you.
07-19-2009, 12:08 AM
logrus

Abaker you left me out.... :(
07-19-2009, 12:11 AM
ABakker

FINE!

Logrus. Your a mod why? You have been away at camp so long, that you've completely lost sense of this community. No one remembers you, and your initiating a new regime of dictatorship. Go under a tree and die by lightning trying to get your internet at camp. AND finally, you misspelled my name!

Happy? lol
07-19-2009, 12:21 AM
devis666

noone wants to dunk me........ :(
07-19-2009, 12:27 AM
Voldamorte

u people can dunk me as well......i dont care :D
plus....im kinda new here....thats y no one knows me :D
07-19-2009, 12:28 AM
Rodri

Quote:

Originally Posted by devis666

noone wants to dunk me........ :(

You are unknown, insignificant, a non-entity. Will that do ?
[edit] 1,657 posts ? do you ever get out of off-topic and into the real world ? [/edit]

Anyone want to take a shot at me ? But before you do, you better ask yourself, do I feel lucky ?

http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q...rty20Harry.jpg

Well do you ? PUNK!!!
07-19-2009, 12:41 AM
Voldamorte

was that for me or devis???
07-19-2009, 12:46 AM
darkchicken

once upon a time
there exist rodri, he died, alone in his basement
the end

ain't I such a good storyteller?
07-19-2009, 12:59 AM
Rodri

Voldamorte

So, big Harry Potter fan are you ?

I think that says it all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkchicken

once upon a time
there exist rodri, he died, alone in his basement
the end

ain't I such a good storyteller?

The chicken is getting cocky ? Hold on while I sharpen my axe.
07-19-2009, 01:04 AM
logrus

Rodri, you couldn't pick up the axe to sharpen it.
07-19-2009, 01:07 AM
Rodri

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

Rodri, you couldn't pick up the axe to sharpen it.

A heckler in the peanut gallery ?

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