Ruin-A-Wish

granted but every thread gets saved and then they all die

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you can only fly two inches off the ground.

I wish pudding tasted better.

Granted, but you get addicted to it and OD on pudding.

I wish that I had foretold this event in advance... wait, I did!

(Not that I'm suggesting a way to ruin this, but I was temp-banned for questioning the decision to hire completely inexperienced mods.)

Already granted. Wish for something else.


I wish for Zen's gift of prophecy.

Granted, but your first foretelling is that the masked man with a gun behind you will kill you in 3 seconds.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Hershey's chocolate.

Granted, but it gives you pimples.


I wish for a spaceship.

granted, but its made of paper

i wish i was the supreme ruler of earth

can i just point out the old thread still exists?
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?p=314141#post314141
would you guys like a merge or a close on this thread?

I'd say just close it, a merge would put things out of order.

too true a close it is ;)