Ruin-A-Wish

Original thread exists!!! see link - http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?p=314141#post314141
there was trouble on the forums, but we are sorting it out.
Thanks
Bickyz

Thread originally created by CN Sparta.
Rules: First person wishes for something
next person Ruins their wish in an amusing manner and
posts a wish of their own.
Simple right? Go.

I wish the old ruin a wish game hadn't suddenly and un-expectedly glitched and died.

(To the old players: I would have ruined the last wish there but it was removed while I was looking back to see who ruined my last post in that thread, and I don't remember what the last wish was. Also nice one Zethra;)

Ok but it goes on and on so it overloads the system and gets closed anyways


i wish i had a orange

granted, but it's rotten
i wish for the banned people to come back

Quote:

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Originally Posted by bengute

granted, but it's rotten
i wish for the banned people to come back

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granted, but they are all noobs again
i wish i wasn't a billionaire

granted, your a hobo
i wish i wasn't a hobo

Quote:

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Originally Posted by bengute

granted, your a hobo
i wish i wasn't a hobo

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granted, your a snpier
i wish i wasn't homeless

Granted.

I wish you use more spaces between writing.

Granted. Just granted.

I wish my account is unbanned.

Granted, it gets unbanned then deleted.

I wish I had a cat in a hat.

Granted, but the two run off together and are never seen again.

I wish the good threads could get saved.

granted but every thread gets saved and then they all die

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you can only fly two inches off the ground.

I wish pudding tasted better.

Granted, but you get addicted to it and OD on pudding.

I wish that I had foretold this event in advance... wait, I did!

(Not that I'm suggesting a way to ruin this, but I was temp-banned for questioning the decision to hire completely inexperienced mods.)

Already granted. Wish for something else.


I wish for Zen's gift of prophecy.

Granted, but your first foretelling is that the masked man with a gun behind you will kill you in 3 seconds.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Hershey's chocolate.

Granted, but it gives you pimples.


I wish for a spaceship.

granted, but its made of paper

i wish i was the supreme ruler of earth

can i just point out the old thread still exists?
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?p=314141#post314141
would you guys like a merge or a close on this thread?

I'd say just close it, a merge would put things out of order.

too true a close it is ;)