Ban Someone (game)

you get graphite

/me insert Hydrogen

You get energy

/me inserts NaCl

You get an ocean

/me insert gravy

You receive a basted turkey

/me inserts a hard drive

you get a non-working computer :P

i insert a copy of assasin's creed

You get an assassin, and a creed.

/me puts in a cow

you get a cupful of expired milk.

/me inserts time and space

You receive me. :D

/me inserts my cell phone

You get a $1000 bill.

/me inserts a lamp

You receive an old genie who doesn't have any wishes left.

/me inserts a monkey with a straw.