Ban Someone (game)

I ban you for thinking I'm only slightly weirder than you are ;)

I ban you for being wrong (You've never seen me - I define weirdness!)

I ban you for assuming that I'm wrong. (Purple monkey dishwasher flying kamikaze watermelon!)

I abn you for assuming that I'm assuming

I ban you for misspelling "ban" :P

I ban you for being an English teacher!

I ban you for exclaiming your ban. (I'm a BA Med student, not English o.O)

I ban you for being a med student.

I ban you for having a tank I can't identify as your avatar.

I ban you for having an avatar, but not a moderator badge. WTH?