Vending Machine (game)....restored

gets a death certificate

inserts a pole

Get's a traffic light.

Inserts a ratchet.

gets me.. congratulations you won the jackpot!

i insert my heart... wait i dont have a heart... i insert your heart

gets a bloody mess

Inserts armed melta bomb

you get coals from Santa for being a bad boy

i insert bad boy

gets darkchicken

Inserts a good boy

(I dont think u get this game chicken, judging by the last few posts, your ruining it. ex- it's out of order! I stole her before you inserted!"

you pieboy

i insert something transparent

Gets darkchickens brain

Inserts a ding dong

lol
you get sausages all over your body, and a wolf comes along and gnaws at your body
insert pie

(wtf dude...that has nothing to do with what i inserted!! Stop messing up the game...)

Gets a Pie in the face from yours truely