Vending Machine (game)....restored

u get a foreign std
i insert the cure for AIDS

u get the noble prize
I insert a big cookie

You get cancer.

I insert a half-eaten pickle.

You get a zombie virus that brings the bunny back to life, which then hops onto your head, burrows into your skull and eats your brain.

I insert a person that's less demented than we seem to be.

you get nothing (no such thing exists)

me insert a dead squirrel

you get a half crazed raccoon, who eats your right ear
puts in a 8 track player

you get my dead squirrel back

i put in my missing ear

ya get a nose and 2 fingers
puts in a diamond ring (cz really)

ya get 2 penny's and a rose.
puts in the ring without a stone..

u get a plastic ring and a dead bunny

i put in the rose hoping for a rose medal