Vending Machine (game)....restored

The Vending Machine

Here is how it goes. One person says they insert a coin or something and then the nextposter says what they got. Then they add that they insert a coin or a thing.

Here is an example:

Person 1:

/me inserts 25 cents

Person 2:

You get a dead monkey

/me inserts a shoe

Person 3:

You get a foot

/me inserts tooth paste


ETC...




Now let's get started!







/me inserts this forum topic

You get a response

/Hugums inserts a McDonalds cheeseburger

You get mad cow disease.

/me inserts a cat

you get allergies.

i insert a clock.

and the topic should be name Chaotic Vending Machine :D

You Have Recieved: A Bill for 1 Million Dollars from Barrack Obama!

*sticks in cheese slice*

You get a rubix cube

/me inserts a brick

You get a tiger.

/me inserts a dollar(I hope I get an apple!)

You get an apple. That has been run over by a garbage truck leeking oil, and rotton cheese. The apple is aslo half decayed, covered in old banana, dog dung and vairous other excrements. Enjoy.

I insert a imaginary friend. (Please be nice to fred).

For ruining Ryuk's apple, your imaginary friend suffers the consequences. Many unspeakable things occur to him, objects that took part are listed....

Hamster, Gerbal, Notebook, Baseball Bat, Cactus, Saw, A Pineapple, Hitler, Lord_Drazsyr, and a few other objects.

/me insert dollar

You get a bullet in the stomach. (So THAT'S what that round, scorched hole was for!)

I put in a lawnmower.

you get man bear pig!

/me inserts pikachu

you get an ocean on your forehead

i insert a cannon.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Shinigami

For ruining Ryuk's apple, your imaginary friend suffers the consequences. Many unspeakable things occur to him, objects that took part are listed....

Hamster, Gerbal, Notebook, Baseball Bat, Cactus, Saw, A Pineapple, Hitler, Lord_Drazsyr, and a few other objects.

/me insert dollar

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y did i get listed next to hitler? i'll kill him first before i do anything else, ever.

A cannonball fly's out and hits you in the stomach.

I insert seventy-five cents.

You get a red-hot penny. Soon, people start asking you why Abraham Lincoln's face is branded onto your hand. :p


I put in my dog.

You get a cat, a rather angry cat that has been stuck in a vending machine.

I put in a can of SPAM

You get 5,000 SPAM posts to moderate.

I insert a penguin holding 15 dinars.

You get a beaver holding 6 American dollars.

/Hugums inserts 75 cents then presses D6

D6 twirls but the goodie it holds gets stuck, you kick the machine and get an angry moth


I insert an orange peel

You get an orange without a peel.


I insert my brother.

You get a human arm :eek:

/Hugums inserts Schrodingers cat.

You get a temporal anomaly, that creates two separate time lines where one is alive and one is dead.

I insert a goat.

(and Kushiel that would stink...)

Out pops an angry ram that thinks you're going to eat it.

I put in one crazy moderator.

you get a skeleton

/me inserts Kanye West

you get really bad music.

i insert a domo.

You get a crushed domo
:mad:

I insert 23 Packets of Gum

you get a bubble blown in your face

i insert the question: "what did domo ever do to you?!"

You get a voice in your head saying "It scared my child"

I insert my telephone bill.

you get a book on accounting.

i insert audrey morris.

you get a dead clown

/me inserts myself

You get a weed eater

I put in a Fishing Pole

you get fission

i insert halo

you get president Lincoln

i insert a wish

you get a broken dream

/me insert an ion cannon

you get a Scrin invasion

i insert 10 dollars and press "A-7"

you get 1 butterfingers and $8.50 back in return

/me inserts a taco

you get a very large and rude error message which say "GAME OVER [CENSORED]"

/me insert cow fart

you get a pig

I enter my left hand

You get a shake.

/me puts in a bottle of beer.

you pass out.

i insert an atom.

you get the nucleus

/me inserts a tv remote