Vending Machine (game)....restored

you get your money back

I insert his money back

you get a potato

I inser Ronald McDonald

You get a happy meal.

I insert a penguin shaped nickel.

you get a normal nickel

i insert my xbox

You get an XBOX 180. (Half of the XBOX 360 model)

I insert my new nickel.

you get a piece of gum

I insert my pants

You get a smaller pair of pants.

I insert a pie.

you get a pizza

I insert a chicken

you get a dollar

insert a stop sign

You recieve a stop hat.

I insert a neon green walrus.

you get a radioactive walrus tusk

I insert a server

You get a server crash.

I insert a mod.

you get a ban-hammer

i insert a domo

You get an angry domo.

I insert one ban-hammer.

you get a plastic hammer

i insert a tv

you get i love lucy

i nsert garbage

you get oscar the grouch..

I insert chocolate coins

you get a chocolate bar

I insert my sister

you get the domo mod dating your sister.

i insert myself.

you get a solid gold domo

I insert an office chair

u get a foreign std
i insert the cure for AIDS

u get the noble prize
I insert a big cookie

You get cancer.

I insert a half-eaten pickle.

You get a zombie virus that brings the bunny back to life, which then hops onto your head, burrows into your skull and eats your brain.

I insert a person that's less demented than we seem to be.

you get nothing (no such thing exists)

me insert a dead squirrel

you get a half crazed raccoon, who eats your right ear
puts in a 8 track player

you get my dead squirrel back

i put in my missing ear

ya get a nose and 2 fingers
puts in a diamond ring (cz really)

ya get 2 penny's and a rose.
puts in the ring without a stone..

u get a plastic ring and a dead bunny

i put in the rose hoping for a rose medal

yu get a metal lion
puts in a mickey mantle rookie card..

ummm you get nothing?

I insert an Abrams Tank

ya get a concussion..
puts in a broken fan..

gets air conditioner

i insert the vending machine...

You get a never-ending cycle of the vending machine inserting itself and dispensing itself

I insert a water bottle

you get back a bottle of acid, you drink it unknowingly and it burns your lips off
puts in your burnt lips..

you get chapstick

/me inserts whisky

You get a bottle of beer

Me inserts my cell phone.

you get to not post on the forums :p

i insert a cabbage.

you get a coleslaw
puts in a bloody bat..