Off topic derailment should be a new word in the Oxford's next time
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If the date starts taking a wrong turn, start singing stalker songs.
1. Escape - Enrique Iglesias
2. One Way Or Another - Blondie
3. Every Breath You Take - Police
4. Invisible - Clay Aiken
5. Infatuation - Rod Stewart
6. Spooky - Classics IV
7. Can't Stand Losing You - Police
8. 96 Tears - ? and the Mysterians
9. I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick
10. Can't Get Used To Losing You - Andy Williams
11. Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley
12. Run For Your Life - the Beatles
13. I Drove All Night - Cyndi Lauper /Celine Dion
14. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
15. 500 Miles (I would walk) - the Proclaimers
16. Girl Watcher - O Kaysions
17. Don't Stand So Close to Me - Police
18. The Rain - Oran "Juice" Jones
19. I Will Follow - U2
20. Follow Her Around - Jimmy Rankin
Ask the girl if her mother is free for a three-some (or her daughter, depending on the age of the girl/woman you're dating)
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
in the middle of a fancy meal at a nice restaurant look lovingly at your date and just start to rick roll everyone int the restaruant