Take a friend to your first date (women tend to do that very often)
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Take a friend to your first date (women tend to do that very often)
LOL!!!! Oh man that's great. (not that I do that...)Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Tell them all about your local football team..
my friend did that.... she never called him again...lol....:p
Ask her how many babies she wants to have...
ha, lol, that is a good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by EduLeics I
Talk about Evony the whole night. How many ballistas you have, what level your town hall is, how many hours to go before you finish archery level 10, etc.
There's a lot of girls on Evony, so you might find one that actually is interested in things.... :D
Go on to the guy about how two or more males have sex, how he should try it, and trying to give him phone numbers of friends who he can call if interested. (and to let me know when and where)
Tell him stories about how your mother taught you to knock the man out with a frying pan, shoot a gun, and wield other various weapons and how to use them on the other if I think they get out of line. (Gotta love my mother. XD)
. . . . this must be why I don't go on many dates....other than the utter lack of actually caring. I've got games to play when I get home, not go out and be social! >_<
You might be right there :D
Call your date your Ex-Wifes name, twice.
Tell your date that you figured 2 days was long enough to wait after the divorce to start dating again.
Look in your wallet on the way to the hotelroom and say " Dam, I knew I was forgetting something".