Stupid things to do on a date... -Game-

Simple, but fun!

Think of something stupid or silly that would make a date "interestimg."

For instance;


Stupid things to do on a date...


Ask her if those are silicone or saline?

Tell her her sister kisses an the first date so why won't she?




Have fun with it!!!! :D

I never leave my computer I do not know what a date is

I play Evony.

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Originally Posted by Nesterus

I never leave my computer I do not know what a date is

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/rebegin thread
lol Nest...

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*Burns another thread down*

Joe, I better be getting paid for this.

trip on the step going into the restaurant, grab hold of girlfriends dress and tear it down the back.
tip is, learn from my mistakes.

Doesn't sound so bad.... the first time you do it LOL


Thanks for sharing that!

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Originally Posted by Bickyz

trip on the step going into the restaurant, grab hold of girlfriends dress and tear it down the back.
tip is, learn from my mistakes.

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Question is, was it a "mistake"? ;) :p lol

Omg! Lol @ Bickyz !

Umm.. To say you're only on this date 'cause your GF is outta state, and you got lonely.

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Originally Posted by o0miza0o

Omg! Lol @ Bickyz !

Umm.. To say you're only on this date 'cause your GF is outta state, and you got lonely.

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im only on this date because I broke my right hand and I get lonely

(no im not ambidexterous)

say "so what the biggest lugie you ever hocked up?" or "what's the largest dump you've ever made?"

Saying, "Go ahead and order without me. Gotta go to the bathroom, and I may be a while. This one has been brewing for DAYS."

Saying, "Ya know, I was trying to call Tricia to ask her out actually, but dialed you by mistake. Oh well, figured since you answered you'd be the lucky winner of a night with moi!"

Hitting on the girl sitting on your other side in the theater.

Giving the ticket girl your phone number.

Halfway through the date, asking her, "What's your name again?"

I just have to ask, has any of those happened to you?

All of them.

/cries

/LAUGH
a.............

OUCH!!!!!!


I would NEVER treat you like that FoxyRabbit!!!!!





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Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

All of them.

/cries

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:eek:

That's where you whip out your pink ban-marker and write (insert inappropriate remark here) all over their face. ;)

Fall asleep why'll shes talking to you.

I did get revenge....I won't say how, but it was evil. :)

Buy'em a RoofieColada

Take a friend to your first date (women tend to do that very often)

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Originally Posted by drizztix

Buy'em a RoofieColada

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LOL!!!! Oh man that's great. (not that I do that...)

Tell them all about your local football team..

my friend did that.... she never called him again...lol....:p

Ask her how many babies she wants to have...

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Originally Posted by EduLeics I

Ask her how many babies she wants to have...

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ha, lol, that is a good one

Talk about Evony the whole night. How many ballistas you have, what level your town hall is, how many hours to go before you finish archery level 10, etc.

There's a lot of girls on Evony, so you might find one that actually is interested in things.... :D

Go on to the guy about how two or more males have sex, how he should try it, and trying to give him phone numbers of friends who he can call if interested. (and to let me know when and where)

Tell him stories about how your mother taught you to knock the man out with a frying pan, shoot a gun, and wield other various weapons and how to use them on the other if I think they get out of line. (Gotta love my mother. XD)


. . . . this must be why I don't go on many dates....other than the utter lack of actually caring. I've got games to play when I get home, not go out and be social! >_<

You might be right there :D

Call your date your Ex-Wifes name, twice.

Tell your date that you figured 2 days was long enough to wait after the divorce to start dating again.

Look in your wallet on the way to the hotelroom and say " Dam, I knew I was forgetting something".

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Originally Posted by Hypothetical

Look in your wallet on the way to the hotelroom and say " Dam, I knew I was forgetting something".

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Is that a date or a buisness transaction ? Either way I guess it would be a deal breaker.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

Is that a date or a buisness transaction ? Either way I guess it would be a deal breaker.

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I was reffering to Anti-Pregnancy devices.

The Pope in Rome would not agree with you, young man

- Leave money on the pillow/bedside table the next morning. When asked about it "Sorry, force of habit!"

I would give you my opinion of that old *******, but I don't want to start a religious discussin today.

Oops, not allowed here, sorry.....

Tell her to get dressed in something very nice, then take her to McDonalds drive threw and make sure you have coupons on hand.

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I was reffering to Anti-Pregnancy devices.

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Alright, alright that's enough.

Rent a Rolls Royce for the date, then when you go to pick her up, call her a cab and tell her you don't want her to ruin the upholstery.

hmmmm, ill keep all of these in mind. i never went on a date, but if i ever do, i dont want to ruin it.