Introductions

Lol, not seen the new ads...not seen the old ones either :s

OMGAWSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VK's!!!!!!!
I ish happy kitty, a soon to be drunk happy kitty :)

i hope i taste good. I want you to eat me

Legal trouble lol, none...i have a certificate to prove it :p

hmmm lets see well once again i have a few, all when i was a kid, you gotta understand the suburb i grew up in called balga is Australia's version of the Bronx but worse, you could not go down the street without running into a knife fight or seeing cops and dogs bashing someones door down with dudes dressed in black and big guns stormed from the back hahahaha

i once blew pot in a cops face by accident as i turned a corner(big lesson dont smoke in public)

i burned down half my school i just got a fine for it and expelled but mind you im still paying off that fine.

my mates and i trashed another school, we got caught out because as we got a large wooden pole and went to ram it into a window and my mates hand followed through and lacerated it and had to fess up and go to the hospital

my Friends and i once stole every fuse from every power box in the whole suburb, no lie, it was a very organized attack of 23 kids hahaha, i got caught out because my mom found the fuses but i didn't rat my Friends out

my Friends and i got caught on camera raiding the canteen at the local swimming pool when i was 11 haha.

and the one thing im proud of the most is....my father put a restraining order on me when i was 15 because i threw a brick in his face and broke his nose then i started punching into him and broke two ribs, but he was trying to beat up my brother and i had already stood back and watched him beat my big sister to a bloody pulp when i was 8, luckily the cop who came to the scene i already knew he was my god fathers best mate and he was well aware of what my father had done to us kids so he just grabbed us and took us home.

thats all i can think of right now

what can i say i was a very bored kid haha i spent one half of my life on a farm in the middle of the wheat belt and then next half in the most dodgiest place on this planet hahaha

First of all...

DANK, where have you been you absent landlord?!? You respond RIGHT NOW or you will be in BIG trouble!

Secondly, no one should be lonely here. ABakker, if you ever need a hug, no one will ever beat you. You'll always be first ;)

And to answer someone's question: No, no guy has flirted with me here.

at your house

you get nothing

inserts lagg

you get this game

I insert Death

banned for thinking she was curios

you get man kind

insert life