God Theory

This should be stickied... funniest post I've read in a long time

Wait so if we stick all the units in the box including the God units, and then we put a radioactive isotope inside the box with the units, something really deadly... when we look in the box and observe will it affect whether or not the God units died? And is there power level over 9000??? Oh no we got it wrong their not God units there Super Saiyans!!! RUN AWAY!!!

god particles and net interaction.

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Originally Posted by Darwin

Many of us have seen a battle report that just did not make sense, no matter how we looked at it, the outcome was completely wrong. There are currently three big factors that determine the outcome of a battle. They are

Range Theory, in which the match-up of ranges between two armies will determine the amount of attack each unit type will perform,
Hero Theory, in which the hero's capabilities become bonuses to armies that can change the outcome of a battle, and

Targeting Theory, in which each unit can only target one unit at a time, and the complex targeting algorithms that determine which unit attacks which.

Now I have good reason to believe I have found the fourth and final aspect that can greatly affect the outcome of a battle.

This Is God Theory

There is something that goes on during battles that we can not see. It is not visible in battle reports. We know that a fraction of the defeated unit are wounded and go to the medic camp where they may be healed. What we did not know is that a fraction of the killed units will become converted into what I call God Units.

Why do different units have different attack and defense values? In fact, why do they have attack and defense at all? The explanation is a hypothetical quantum field that I call the "Battle Field," which is responsible for attack and defense values.

As we all know, because of wave-particle duality, any quantum field must have a particle assigned to it. The particle assigned to the Battle Field is, of course, the God Unit. God Units are basically responsible for the attack and defense of all units.

God Units are able to boost attack and defense stats greatly in a battle, and a player who owns many God Units will have a great advantage. The tricky part is obtaining them. God Units are tied to heroes, in a strange phenomenon I call Quantum Unit Entanglement, or "spooky action at a distance," all the God Units produced in a single battle will become tied to the victorious hero, even those of the enemy. It is analogous to experience, the more battles a hero fights, the more God Units they will acquire.

God Units are invisible, do not show in battle reports, and can not be hurt by normal troops. They can, however, be hurt by other God Units. In fact, entire God Unit wars may occur all without you knowing. The reason is that the God Units are their own anti-particles. When a God Unit collides with another God Unit, they will instantly disintegrate and return to energy. Similarly, if a God Unit is somehow produced, it would produce two God Units.

At best, this still all remains hypothetical, but if it proves true God Theory will revolutionize our understanding of battle mechanics. So have faith, have faith in me, have faith in your fellow players, have faith in the developers, and have faith in God Theory. The search is on! Fire up your rally point accelerators, and godspeed!

-Darwin

Now if all of this hold true I expect we will find field interactions between the battle field, and the net field (the net field is the quantum entanglement of all the interconnected nodes that form the internet. It's linked particles are the T1, and charmed lag) that will help explain most of the problems we are seeing with connections being dropped. My informed guess would be that it will have something to do with the unaccounted for energy created when the god particles collide and decay to energy.

blindspotpro@comcast.net,
Your a genius.
The existence of charmed lag would explain it all. Up and down lag is only responsible for adding 20 attack to each unit during a battle from my calculations, it is not enough to fill the void. If we can assume charmed lag exerts a field that adds 40 attack it all makes sense.

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You should call this the God Unit Theory - GUT (not to be confused with Grand Unified Theory).

I heartily approve of this thread....but can we stop talking about god like there is such a thing......cant we refer to them as imaginary units or glitch units? .....god is such a scam it kind of degrades the value of this brilliant hypothesis

Hey, you may mean this to be a joke, but your post actually inspired me on an idea, id post the url to my own post based on this soon... :) thx

i am curious to know if this theorem holds againts other mmo's battle fields. or is it strictly rts based logic??

I live in the Uk and there is some Busses in the area that has adverts on them say "dont worrie there proberly No God"

hahahahahahahaha Darwin you crack me up dude.