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08-01-2009, 08:06 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

Don't cry. :( It might upset the unicorns.

tis is true!
08-01-2009, 09:35 PM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

I am surprised, this thread has exploded, *I am actually drinking an ozzy right now, its a mocha expresso, with a dark chocalate, whipped cream and chocalate chunks on top with three shots of expresso*

And you wonder why I don't sleep.

your suprised this thread exploded i go away for a few hours and bam 5 pages of people's messages i read through just to be nice btw i just drink sweet black tea oh and starbucks is coffee fail its taste more like fresh cane syrup then coffee
08-01-2009, 10:30 PM
logrus

Welcome to Off-Topic.

~L
08-01-2009, 10:46 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by revo of troy

your suprised this thread exploded i go away for a few hours and bam 5 pages of people's messages i read through just to be nice btw i just drink sweet black tea oh and starbucks is coffee fail its taste more like fresh cane syrup then coffee

i killed a man over a sammich once...
08-01-2009, 10:48 PM
Zenrax

I don't really drink coffee. When I wake up, I just take a really cold shower. After that, you must be a zombie if you're still drowsy, AND the misery makes a day at work seem fun by comparison!
08-01-2009, 10:51 PM
abracax

Something tells me Zenrax takes lots and lots of cold showers lol
08-01-2009, 10:52 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

Don't cry. :( It might upset the unicorns.

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

Welcome to Off-Topic.

~L

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenrax

I don't really drink coffee. When I wake up, I just take a really cold shower. After that, you must be a zombie if you're still drowsy, AND the misery makes a day at work seem fun by comparison!

*Throws a net over all three of you.*

Congratulations. You're now "In stock" in the pet store.
08-01-2009, 10:54 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenrax

I don't really drink coffee. When I wake up, I just take a really cold shower. After that, you must be a zombie if you're still drowsy, AND the misery makes a day at work seem fun by comparison!

thats brilliant.. i used to set my alarm to Rap music (I HATE RAP AND COUNTRY with such a passion that i would murder a bunny to not listen to it) n' i would put it on far side of room so i would have to sprint to turn the godforsakensht off after that i was up for good! ><
08-01-2009, 10:58 PM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

i killed a man over a sammich once...

really i broke a kids jaw with a liousville(sp?) sluger for almost runnin me over in the winn-dixie parking lot
08-01-2009, 10:59 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by revo of troy

really i broke a kids jaw with a liousville(sp?) sluger for almost runnin me over in the winn-dixie parking lot

thats.. kinda.. excessive... you might wanna seek professional help...
08-01-2009, 11:01 PM
Zenrax

There are all kinds of alarm clocks to wake you up like that. There's this one that launches this flying ting into the air, and it keeps buzzing until you catch it and put it back.

And my personal favorite, the target clock.
http://www.geekalerts.com/u/gunoclock.jpg

You keep the gun on your bedside table, the target somewhere else, and the alarm doesn't stop until you get a bullseye.
08-01-2009, 11:04 PM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

thats.. kinda.. excessive... you might wanna seek professional help...

i was in a good mood that day
08-02-2009, 12:11 AM
DeSalvionjr

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

*Throws a net over all three of you.*

Congratulations. You're now "In stock" in the pet store.

Dear storm,
By doing this you are currently in violation of international law set forth by the United Nations on the date of October 28, 1982. (This law is still in effect to this day) It states the following :

Quote:

Originally Posted by UN World Charter For Nature

Every form of life is unique, warranting respect regardless of its
worth to man, and, to accord other organisms such recognition, man must be
guided by a moral code of action

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by UN World Charter for Nature

is a part of nature and life depends on the uninterrupted
functioning of natural systems which ensure the supply of energy and
nutrients

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by UN World Charter for Nature

Nature shall be respected and its essential processes shall not be
impaired.

This is an international law applying to both land and sea. Thus you are in violation of international law for disrespect for nature and living life forms
The law also states that It may be upheld by any party(person, organization, government) using any means necessary.
You may contact me for a ling to a copy of this law.
08-02-2009, 12:16 AM
logrus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenrax

There are all kinds of alarm clocks to wake you up like that. There's this one that launches this flying ting into the air, and it keeps buzzing until you catch it and put it back.

And my personal favorite, the target clock.
http://www.geekalerts.com/u/gunoclock.jpg

You keep the gun on your bedside table, the target somewhere else, and the alarm doesn't stop until you get a bullseye.

My girlfriend has one of the alarm clocks that throws that stupid disk up into the air. Its like a helicopter thing, its annoying as all get out when the thing gets stuck behind the book case in the basement at 6 in the morning and I did not know what to do about it, this was before we were dating, I was spendng the night at her house in her basment and the dang thing went off, and I had no idea what to do.

~L
08-02-2009, 12:20 AM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by logrus

My girlfriend has one of the alarm clocks that throws that stupid disk up into the air. Its like a helicopter thing, its annoying as all get out when the thing gets stuck behind the book case in the basement at 6 in the morning and I did not know what to do about it, this was before we were dating, I was spendng the night at her house in her basment and the dang thing went off, and I had no idea what to do.

~L

3 options

1. ask friend for help

2. break it

3. go sleep at someones elses house
08-02-2009, 12:22 AM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

Dear storm,
By doing this you are currently in violation of international law set forth by the United Nations on the date of October 28, 1982. (This law is still in effect to this day) It states the following :

and

and

This is an international law applying to both land and sea. Thus you are in violation of international law for disrespect for nature and living life forms
The law also states that It may be upheld by any party(person, organization, government) using any means necessary.
You may contact me for a ling to a copy of this law.

What the hell man.
08-02-2009, 12:24 AM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

What the hell man.

i agree way to many big words in there
08-02-2009, 12:26 AM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by revo of troy

i agree way to many big words in there

It's not the words. I understand the words.

It's the complete jackassery of it.
08-02-2009, 12:27 AM
devis666

Ok
1. if all life is unique no life is unique therefore contradicting that statement
2. Life depends on it but life will live on even after a species or moist species for that matter die out.... life will just be harder
3. just by human being surviving nature is impaired... we are destroying it at it's roots

therefore storm is free and not held accountable for his actions
08-02-2009, 12:27 AM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

It's not the words. I understand the words.

It's the complete jackassery of it.

ye i know that was pretty uncool of him, i was making a funny though or trying to
08-02-2009, 12:29 AM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by devis666

Ok
1. if all life is unique no life is unique therefore contradicting that statement
2. Life depends on it but life will live on even after a species or moist species for that matter die out.... life will just be harder
3. just by human being surviving nature is impaired... we are destroying it at it's roots

therefore storm is free and not held accountable for his actions

What in the hell? I don't even want to know what were doing when you typed this.
08-02-2009, 12:32 AM
DeSalvionjr

that was very unprofessional and unreferenced
HERE IS THE LING: http://www.un.org/documents/ga/res/37/a37r007.htm
08-02-2009, 12:35 AM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

that was very unprofessional and unreferenced
HERE IS THE LING: http://www.un.org/documents/ga/res/37/a37r007.htm

Another one, is everyone drinking tonight? If so, share dammit!
08-02-2009, 12:36 AM
devis666

It was, but I am like the Eminem'o lawyers..... Different and unconventional.... yet good
08-02-2009, 12:38 AM
revo of troy

lol can we get back to coffee or atleast have coffee somewhere in the post?
08-02-2009, 12:39 AM
drizztix

in before the lock
+1
08-02-2009, 12:40 AM
DeSalvionjr

i meant to say ling.... a lot of people refer to it as that. seriously!
08-02-2009, 12:40 AM
revo of troy

sigh just dont get how coffee came to slavery
08-02-2009, 12:45 AM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by revo of troy

sigh just dont get how coffee came to slavery

HI you must be new~!
im Drizz and this is the OT Section of Evony Forums.. please enjoy your stay..
we have a kissing booth.. thats not really a kissing booth but more of a sausage fest.
we have a krazed weapons designer who likes to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
a self endulgent pet capturing nerdling
several goombas who like to bicker.
a foxafied bunny'ninja who will pink your text
a pair o' teeny boppers who are going for outragous prices due to their mass spammage.
a cute sword loving chica mod who is MIA
a mod who is a true enforcer of the rules n' will lock your thread down faster than a zenrax...
and several other entertaining oddities..
08-02-2009, 12:46 AM
devis666

Wat am i!?!?!?!?
08-02-2009, 12:47 AM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by devis666

Wat am i!?!?!?!?

you sir.. are an oddity for sure
08-02-2009, 12:47 AM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

a self endulgent pet capturing nerdling

That's it, its the glue factory for you.
08-02-2009, 12:47 AM
DeSalvionjr

still trying to figure that out...
which am I. i am confused too
08-02-2009, 12:47 AM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

HI you must be new~!
im Drizz and this is the OT Section of Evony Forums.. please enjoy your stay..
we have a kissing booth.. thats not really a kissing booth but more of a sausage fest.
we have a krazed weapons designer who likes to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
a self endulgent pet capturing nerdling
several goombas who like to bicker.
a foxafied bunny'ninja who will pink your text
a pair o' teeny boppers who are going for outragous prices due to their mass spammage.
a cute sword loving chica mod who is MIA
a mod who is a true enforcer of the rules n' will lock your thread down faster than a zenrax...
and several other entertaining oddities..

thanks for the intro yes im new and slightly frightened but oddly intrigued
and excuse my spelling i hated english in school
08-02-2009, 12:48 AM
pialpha

What am I?
08-02-2009, 12:49 AM
DeSalvionjr

its ok.... really it is, welcome ot the land of the odd...
08-02-2009, 12:50 AM
FoxyBunny

DeSalvionJr is my lawyer. He works for my defense for free under the auspices of a political activism group that protects potential pets like myself. The group is called People for the Ethical Treatment of Evony Moderators (PETEM).

He is fighting the completely unfair netting of me you are claiming and suing for damages (cause you mussed my hair and spilled my caramel macchiato!)
08-02-2009, 12:51 AM
devis666

The laws and statements proposed in the earlier post by desalvionjr. were proved by me to be completely poposturus
08-02-2009, 12:53 AM
FoxyBunny

He was quoting a referendum by the UN on rare and endangered species. Everyone knows mods are few and far between, and we don't breed......I think we qualify.
08-02-2009, 12:54 AM
revo of troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

He was quoting a referendum by the UN on rare and endangered species. Everyone knows mods are few and far between, and we don't breed......I think we qualify.

you dont breed.........nevermind OT forums

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