Women... are.. Difficult!

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08-02-2009, 06:42 PM
drizztix

ROFL yeah.. top that abrac
08-02-2009, 06:48 PM
joemanf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski

Currently, I have a few "official" nicknames at the undergraduate college level within the Honors/Advanced Program.

During my Freshman/First Year at college, I acquired the nickname "the old man/the old scholar" by my fellow students. I spent my free time reading graduate level books from Yale University that I had ordered from Barnes and Noble which was utilized as a graduate level course book in the Philosophy Department in the 1950's. An example of a graduate level book that I read would be Friedrich Schiller's "On the Aesthetic Education of Man" that was utilized as a textual reference to a Philosophy course. In one situation, around March of this year, I went to my college and found out through conversation with the security guards that all undergraduate college courses were cancelled for the particular day. My response: I went to the College Library and read for 5 hours until I became tired and returned home.

In another situation, I was invited by some undergraduate college students who I became familiar with to attend a party for the weekend. I being an introvert and an individual who finds comfort from study and contemplation declined the invitation.

Another example was when I was 15/16 years old, I spent approximately ten hours in the local Barnes and Noble Bookstore; I entered the bookstore at 9:30 AM and left the bookstore at 7:30-8:00 PM. In such a span of time, I read Julius Caesar's commentaries on the Gallic War and the Roman Civil War as well as a quick look at a book detailing classical architecture. In addition, for a means of nourishment, I bought some snacks and a chocolate drink in the adjoining Barnes and Noble cafe store. In essence, I devoured the Godiva Chocolate and chocolate drink voraciously and continued with my historical reading.

In essence, I have not experienced such a situation as the female friends that I do have are passionate on advancing/furthering their knowledge. I have had girls during my high school years ask me to [date them. I am not familiar with such terminology, please elaborate.], however, due to philosophical grounds I declined.

lol Conrad... that's awsome. And long. I'm glad I read that. :D
And to answer the underlined part - dating is when a boy and a girl see each other... often... as in tourture... lol :p
08-02-2009, 06:52 PM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

ROFL yeah.. top that abrac

EASY...........I'm married lol
08-02-2009, 06:53 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

EASY...........I'm married lol

we have terms for people like you.. "Quitter!" LoL

i think that was one of the funniest thigns i have ever heard.. when i was married my buddies would all be like.. Lets go catch some tail tonight! then they all look at me and go.. Lets bring the quitter to be our DD ><
08-02-2009, 06:57 PM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

we have terms for people like you.. "Quitter!" LoL

i think that was one of the funniest thigns i have ever heard.. when i was married my buddies would all be like.. Lets go catch some tail tonight! then they all look at me and go.. Lets bring the quitter to be our DD ><

My friends and I didn't go out as groups to get women, we went out as groups to laugh at the other guys in the clubs getting turned down, drink and have an overall good time.
08-02-2009, 06:59 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

My friends and I didn't go out as groups to get women, we went out as groups to laugh at the other guys in the clubs getting turned down, drink and have an overall good time.

my friends are special and needed a support network to build up courage to mack on a female..
i miss those days .. watching them get shot down left n' right ..
08-02-2009, 07:07 PM
chinothepony

I like it when I take my gf out to dinner, I try to figure out what she's in the mood for. I figure if I pay for it, it might as well be something she wants.

So its:

Me: "Where do you want to go?"
Cass: "I don't know."
Me: "What are you in the mood for?"
Cass: "I don't--I don't want to make a decision, you choose."
Me: "Fine let's go to pizza hut."
Cass: "Naw, not really in the mood for pizza, its too filling."
Me: "Chinese buffet?"
Cass: "We just ate there a couple of weeks ago, I'm kind of tired of Chinese."
Me: "Arby's, Wendy's?"
Cass: "Nah, let's go someplace nice."
Me: "Fiesta Ranchera (Mexican restaurant)"
Cass: "Nah not really."
Me: "OMG WOMAN! This is why you need to choose!"
08-02-2009, 07:08 PM
joemanf

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinothepony

I like it when I take my gf out to dinner, I try to figure out what she's in the mood for. I figure if I pay for it, it might as well be something she wants.

So its:

Me: "Where do you want to go?"
Cass: "I don't know."
Me: "What are you in the mood for?"
Cass: "I don't--I don't want to make a decision, you choose."
Me: "Fine let's go to pizza hut."
Cass: "Naw, not really in the mood for pizza, its too filling."
Me: "Chinese buffet?"
Cass: "We just ate there a couple of weeks ago, I'm kind of tired of Chinese."
Me: "Arby's, Wendy's?"
Cass: "Nah, let's go someplace nice."
Me: "Fiesta Ranchera (Mexican restaurant)"
Cass: "Nah not really."
Me: "OMG WOMAN! This is why you need to choose!"

lol... classic...
08-02-2009, 07:08 PM
o0miza0o

Lol Chino.
08-02-2009, 07:22 PM
Aleksandr Kaptsov

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinothepony

I like it when I take my gf out to dinner, I try to figure out what she's in the mood for. I figure if I pay for it, it might as well be something she wants.

So its:

Me: "Where do you want to go?"
Cass: "I don't know."
Me: "What are you in the mood for?"
Cass: "I don't--I don't want to make a decision, you choose."
Me: "Fine let's go to pizza hut."
Cass: "Naw, not really in the mood for pizza, its too filling."
Me: "Chinese buffet?"
Cass: "We just ate there a couple of weeks ago, I'm kind of tired of Chinese."
Me: "Arby's, Wendy's?"
Cass: "Nah, let's go someplace nice."
Me: "Fiesta Ranchera (Mexican restaurant)"
Cass: "Nah not really."
Me: "OMG WOMAN! This is why you need to choose!"

:D

Try taking her some place nice.
08-02-2009, 07:39 PM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinothepony

I like it when I take my gf out to dinner, I try to figure out what she's in the mood for. I figure if I pay for it, it might as well be something she wants.

So its:

Me: "Where do you want to go?"
Cass: "I don't know."
Me: "What are you in the mood for?"
Cass: "I don't--I don't want to make a decision, you choose."
Me: "Fine let's go to pizza hut."
Cass: "Naw, not really in the mood for pizza, its too filling."
Me: "Chinese buffet?"
Cass: "We just ate there a couple of weeks ago, I'm kind of tired of Chinese."
Me: "Arby's, Wendy's?"
Cass: "Nah, let's go someplace nice."
Me: "Fiesta Ranchera (Mexican restaurant)"
Cass: "Nah not really."
Me: "OMG WOMAN! This is why you need to choose!"

At that point, you pull into a denny's and don't give a crap what she says lol
08-02-2009, 07:42 PM
wpack10

I dont have toruble with the dating thing, but its the ones that are just friends that annoy me. This one girl had been my friend since 3rd grade, she'd text me and wake me up at 3 am totalk about her problems, whatever, i was there for her. Then she gets a boyfriend. I fall off the face of the earth. 5 months later they break up, she texts me for a few hours every day. Gets a new boyfriend and I cease to exist, rinse wash and repeat.
08-02-2009, 07:44 PM
joemanf

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpack10

I dont have toruble with the dating thing, but its the ones that are just friends that annoy me. This one girl had been my friend since 3rd grade, she'd text me and wake me up at 3 am totalk about her problems, whatever, i was there for her. Then she gets a boyfriend. I fall off the face of the earth. 5 months later they break up, she texts me for a few hours every day. Gets a new boyfriend and I cease to exist, rinse wash and repeat.

omg, that's horrible!
08-02-2009, 07:47 PM
Avarwen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aleksandr Kaptsov

No, we're even simpler to understand.

So you're saying Men are Simple? o.O

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenrax

I suppose guys have it a little easier. Need to dress up? Shirt+tie=you're good, go have a beer.

But honestly, how many different kinds of shoes can there be? WHAT IS IT WITH GIRLS AND SHOES!!!

Well I'm a girl, and honestly I don't know about most girls but I don't particularly care about shoes. I am going to a wedding soon though and I do have to get a pair of shoes to go with the dress I have for it, and I'm not happy about this since there usually has to be an ambulance on hand and at the ready whenever I attempt to wear heels. I can't really say for sure why certain women are obsessed with shoes. I do know that some of it has something to do with the fact that they're trying to look their best and accessorizing seems to be key with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

Ok, here is another one.

Women, when you tell us you want to watch a movie, and we sit with you to watch a movie that we most likely don't want to. Why do you insist on constantly getting up, or reading, or falling asleep instead of watching the movie you insist "WE" watch.

I have come to believe, that movies are a form of brainwashing, this is why women never actually pay attention to the movies they make us watch.

I've never actually done this. o.o I have a low tolerance for boredom so I generally don't ask people to watch movies with me unless I'm really in the mood to in which case I will be paying attention. If I happen to fall asleep it would be only if I hadn't gotten any sleep in the last 72 hours and passed out. If someone asks me to watch a movie with them I can't be held accountable for any boredom I may attain while watching said movie.

Think of it though as when men try and talk to women about a sport they don't like and get them interested in it or explain exactly how shouting instructions at the tv and cursing is going to help pull their team into the lead.

If you don't want to watch the movie and she's not paying attention to it either, then why wouldn't you just stop the movie?

Lol although brainwashing or not, it's not the movies you have to watch out for... it's the talkshows and the magazines that are gonna get you in trouble.
08-02-2009, 07:52 PM
chinothepony

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpack10

I dont have toruble with the dating thing, but its the ones that are just friends that annoy me. This one girl had been my friend since 3rd grade, she'd text me and wake me up at 3 am totalk about her problems, whatever, i was there for her. Then she gets a boyfriend. I fall off the face of the earth. 5 months later they break up, she texts me for a few hours every day. Gets a new boyfriend and I cease to exist, rinse wash and repeat.

If you want more, never go to the friend zone. It's the worst! You're much better off being a total stranger that is a jerk to her. Because that's the one she's gonna date!

Don't wind up like him!

http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/117...mt046940H1.jpg
08-02-2009, 07:52 PM
Aleksandr Kaptsov

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarwen

So you're saying Men are Simple? o.O

Does anyone question that?
08-02-2009, 07:53 PM
Ant

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpack10

I dont have toruble with the dating thing, but its the ones that are just friends that annoy me. This one girl had been my friend since 3rd grade, she'd text me and wake me up at 3 am totalk about her problems, whatever, i was there for her. Then she gets a boyfriend. I fall off the face of the earth. 5 months later they break up, she texts me for a few hours every day. Gets a new boyfriend and I cease to exist, rinse wash and repeat.

it's not the chick my friend...it's the guy being overly jealous...not your fault
08-02-2009, 07:56 PM
wpack10

Trust me ant its not the guy. Im actually friends with the guy shes dating. And chino its much to late for that with this girl. And that movie was pretty funny.
08-02-2009, 07:56 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by chinothepony

If you want more, never go to the friend zone. It's the worst! You're much better off being a total stranger that is a jerk to her. Because that's the one she's gonna date!

Don't wind up like him!

http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/117...mt046940H1.jpg

i am friendzone MASTER!
dood i get placed in the F-Zone by 2nd date almost EVERY TIME.. i r so pro
08-02-2009, 07:57 PM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarwen

So you're saying Men are Simple? o.O

Yes, we are, very simple as a matter of fact. No matter what our IQ may or may not be, we are extremely simple and simple minded.
08-02-2009, 08:41 PM
revo of troy

let me start by saying 2 things and asking a question
1. men ARE simple i know we need 4 things in life

2. women are bueatiful and even though they drive me insane i still love em

3 conrad you wouldnt have happened to read my favorite book ever: Marcus Aurelius' mediatations would you have?

i hate it when women ask you how to do something you tell them, they do it there way and then ask you to fix it .......please dont kill me
08-02-2009, 09:03 PM
BBQ_Sauce

Probably the most important thing about women that I've learned is that they always speak in opposites. If they say, "I don't want to talk about it," they do. If they say, "It's no big deal," it's a HUGE deal, and if they say, "let's just go out tonight and have fun," they mean, "bring your wallet because I'm trashing your credit score in one night."
08-02-2009, 09:04 PM
o0miza0o

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBQ_Sauce

Probably the most important thing about women that I've learned is that they always speak in opposites. If they say, "I don't want to talk about it," they do. If they say, "It's no big deal," it's a HUGE deal, and if they say, "let's just go out tonight and have fun," they mean, "bring your wallet because I'm trashing your credit score in one night."

Everything was right except the last part. Not all girls care so much about your money.
08-02-2009, 09:06 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0miza0o

Everything was right except the last part. Not all girls care so much about your money.

LIES!! oh you Wylie Vixen.. you cant pull one over on us!
08-02-2009, 09:08 PM
o0miza0o

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

LIES!! oh you Wylie Vixen.. you cant pull one over on us!

No, I'm serious !! Most of them do, but not all of them.
08-02-2009, 09:11 PM
abracax

Women always want something, and they are sneaky about it. At least you always know what a man wants lol
08-02-2009, 09:14 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0miza0o

No, I'm serious !! Most of them do, but not all of them.

so.. what is your female objective?
08-02-2009, 09:16 PM
BBQ_Sauce

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0miza0o

Everything was right except the last part. Not all girls care so much about your money.

Yea, maybe money isn't a big deal at first. But once it's been going on awhile, you've got to "provide."
08-02-2009, 09:17 PM
wpack10

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

so.. what is your female objective?

Yeah miza please do inform us
08-02-2009, 09:22 PM
revo of troy

thats bull ive never met a woman in my life that doesnt want gifts and gets breaking things mad when they dont get em
08-02-2009, 09:28 PM
gw240

i personally would rather have a man that cares about me than one who just buys me things. just my preference
08-02-2009, 09:30 PM
CandleLite

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

Ok, here is another one.

Women, when you tell us you want to watch a movie, and we sit with you to watch a movie that we most likely don't want to. Why do you insist on constantly getting up, or reading, or falling asleep instead of watching the movie you insist "WE" watch.

I have come to believe, that movies are a form of brainwashing, this is why women never actually pay attention to the movies they make us watch.

caught us. i always try to make a point with a seen from a movie my guy hasnt watched, so i make him watch it. But I'VE seen it 100 times so i dont need to watch to follow along
08-02-2009, 09:32 PM
o0miza0o

Quote:

Originally Posted by revo of troy

thats bull ive never met a woman in my life that doesnt want gifts and gets breaking things mad when they dont get em

Well I've actually bought stuff for my ex & he never had to buy me anything. It really doesn't matter to me. Buy me something 'cause you want to to make me happy or to make me smile, not because you seem pressured to do so.

& Gw, yea. Agreed.
08-02-2009, 09:34 PM
gw240

i would like to find someone who makes me smile. that would be enough for me.
08-02-2009, 09:34 PM
CandleLite

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

Yes, we are, very simple as a matter of fact. No matter what our IQ may or may not be, we are extremely simple and simple minded.

and thats why we love you
08-02-2009, 09:38 PM
o0miza0o

Quote:

Originally Posted by gw240

i would like to find someone who makes me smile. that would be enough for me.

That can easily make you laugh :)
08-02-2009, 09:41 PM
gw240

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0miza0o

That can easily make you laugh :)

yes, that too :)
08-02-2009, 09:41 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by o0miza0o

That can easily make you laugh :)

i make you laugh!
08-02-2009, 09:44 PM
o0miza0o

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

i make you laugh!

Heheheh, yea. But it's not really that hard to make me laugh xD
08-02-2009, 09:44 PM
revo of troy

shes easy drizz

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