Women... are.. Difficult!

If a woman is going to hold onto a big, vibrating piece of metal she might as well wear a bikini. That's all I have to say.

Drizz hooked himself some cougars lmao

I mow my own, it's overdue, been having lots of rain though so haven't mowed it.

I miss living in SoCal, lived right on the beach and used to walk the beach and see people tanning topless. Once in a while I would even get a smile from the women as I walked by.

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Originally Posted by whiterosedreams

I mow the lawn once for my cousin. The damn machine was so heavy that I couldn't even push it.

But I did get whistles from little boys though. :)

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*headdesk*

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Originally Posted by abracax

Drizz hooked himself some cougars lmao

I mow my own, it's overdue, been having lots of rain though so haven't mowed it.

I miss living in SoCal, lived right on the beach and used to walk the beach and see people tanning topless. Once in a while I would even get a smile from the women as I walked by.

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dood i am a COUGAR MAGNET!!
when i was going through college.. i was using the nursing program to get my prerequisites.. which had alot of OLDER WOMEN going back to school to get their nursing degrees..
AND OMFG.. not a day went by i didnt feel.. objectified and a piece of meat..

even this 45yr old lesbian was like WOW you are SOME SERIOUS EYE CANDY~!.. and on the other hand.. all the hot lil bimbo's wouldnt give me the time o'day .. TALK ABOUT Feast OR Famine

I used to get this elderly lady coming into the store where I was a manager. Most of the time I would spot her in time and find something in the stockroom that needed my attention. But the times when she would sneak up on me, she would grab my rear, and flirt with me shamelessly. Worst part is, her daughter who was old enough to be my mother worked at the same store and was one of the many friends I made there lol

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Originally Posted by abracax

I used to get this elderly lady coming into the store where I was a manager. Most of the time I would spot her in time and find something in the stockroom that needed my attention. But the times when she would sneak up on me, she would grab my rear, and flirt with me shamelessly. Worst part is, her daughter who was old enough to be my mother worked at the same store and was one of the many friends I made there lol

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ouch.. ouch in deed

It was the creepiest thing in my life to have some 70yr old woman grabbin my rear. Never want to go through that again.

god i wanna play metroid and super metroid for the nes/snes so bad :/

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It was the creepiest thing in my life to have some 70yr old woman grabbin my rear. Never want to go through that again.

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Oh.. wow.. you poor guy. :)

Sounds like something you would get walking though the state hospital in MacClenny- hospital is the only reason it exists, but the inmates there grap the other side, same area....
Or chase after squirrels saying "Rocky has lost his nuts"
Interpret that as you will.
Edit: It is an asylum.