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Orn jarhen arjhl opu djam ikaarett.
Back on topic folks.
There is this game Evony
It got to be a fad
A lot of people joined up
On account of sexy ads
But when they finally get here
They get a surprise,those newbs
The sexiest thing in here
Is a glimpse of Drizztix's boobs.
I'm now disturbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
You should have said moobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
hm...
i'd try to do this but i fail so hard at poetry i barely passed english last year because i couldnt finish my poetry project
im terrible at rhyming
I used to be lonely
In OTD
Then i met Elsworth
Who has ADD
Also cam a spammer
Who called himself Draz
He ended up a mod here
Because of his pizazz
Bravo! lol, it made me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
Was upon a time
There was a mod named Thor
Who was always stuffed with glorious stuff
His head was filled with lore.
He met none of the dudes
Who called themselves noobs
None of them got to even see
A glimpse of Thor's big fake boobs.
Tada!
Lol Els
Once upon a time here
Zenrax was a mod
He closed threads left and right
Some saw him as a god
Then he got demoted
Boy that day was sad
But Els managed to cheer us up
By being an idiot.
lol White!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
that didnt rhyme o.O
EDIT: wpack's poem thing
Lots of people like
To talk to other dudes
But, sadly, Evony always had bipolar-ness,
Meaning they always switched moods.
And when a little fish came 'round,
Who called himself Rov
Who had no life; and was a spammer
So we tried to find him love.
But sadly, he never really made it
To the big-boy group.
He was sad,
And boy, did that really make him moop.
Too bad he never saw the glorious site,
Only saw the noobs.
Never had a chance to see
Thor or Drizztix's boobs.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
Does Idiot and up rhyme?
lol to thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
I'm sure your idiot, for yah!Quote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
Mr. Idiot!
Lol Joe
That was the point Eclipse.
Love you Els
Milo is a spammer
I think his real names PAM
Foxybunny whipped him bad,
so now he calls her ma'am
Joe thinks his name is cool
Because he adds an F
Its to bad my names better
And he uses meth.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
I don't use Meth!!
Ya but i couldnt think of a rhyme
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
I don't even know if you inject it or sniff it or what...
I made a group of friends here
they were mad cools
Then noobs forced them out
So i settled for you fools
Kitti, Draz and Foxy
Are among the Dead
Do any of you have a brain
Or just empty heads?
Aww how sweet...Quote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
Hoedown? NYC?
*Gunshots*
*Woman screaming*
"Hoe down!"
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
"MEDIC!!"
There's this game
On the net
And they call it Evony
Some people think it's great
Some people think it's phony
I watch it all
On the wall
The pro-vi-er-bal fly
The only things
keeping me here
Are RAINEGIRL'S nice blue eyes.
Most the time when iminthe OT
im super duper hammered
oh there for some strange reason..
i am completely enamored
if you dont know waht this wrd means
you should ask foxybunny
shes the mod in greensn' pinktekst
who is my super secret honey
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
Aww... love poems...Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
lol suck up.
Conrad Jowalski
Boy that name is long
Hes a really smart guy
But never admits being wrong
Stormsurge is a writer
His stories are very nice
Elsworth tries to put him down
But gets met by ice
Aruman had a
very popular tale
Then the section was Spammed
And Aru-men dec-ided to bail
Wildor is the silent type
Rarely ever puts a word down
But here he is
Trying to win in this Hoedown
Back off little man
You've been blown away
Try again and ill best
every word you say
:P
theres this dude from OT
who says he can best every word
but the jokes on him
cuz obviously he hasnt heard
theres a pimp mack daddy
movin in on his turf
the bloke is bad as they come
and will easily make you his serf
he has no weapons
nor does he have cronies
he'll bound you to the land
and make you work with ponies
My name is Storm,
I've decided to write a song.
The weather is warm,
So I've worn a thong.
Here I am, at my com-puter,
And writing this feels very wrong.
Yet still I write,
And I'll write excessively long.
Oh god no!
My cats knocked over a bong!
I met this guy,
And verily he rang a big ass gong.
As I write this,
I look out the window to see Ol' Kong.
I feel a draft,
Mayhaps it's my dong...
I was mistaken,
Indeed, I was wrong.
lol... they all rhyme with "ong"...Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
but he ran outta words n' had to use wrong twice :(Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
Got a problem with that, glue boy?Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
You gots talent. I hate you.Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Theres a guy who thinks hes cool
Because he plays with swords
HE needs to grow up
Hasnt broken the cord
He likes to put his moobs
with his every post
They have tats of ponies
and thats not the worst
He likes to wear a pita
on his odd head
No wonder he has trouble
Getting women in bed
He says he's a mack daddy
But hes a pretender
tried to beat me at this game
What a pointless endeavor
Talent? For pulling something long and ridiculous out of my ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by whiterosedreams
coulda used pong long and wong
You fail. I meant talent for rhyming! Why would I be complimenting you for pulling something long and ridiculous out of your ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Along came a traveler
Through the misty wild West
His name was Life,
Because he lived it to the best.
When he stepped into these atlantic forums
He got a wild chill.
He decided to take a stop by the Hoedown,
And chugged down a pill.
When he stood up
He wrote this awful rhyme.
He gave it to a hobo
For just one single dime.
So Life journeyed on
Encountered the flamers and spammers
Even had some wild ones,
All the damners.
So here's the song, Mr. Hobo Man
Enjoy it well.
Here's something else.
It's a bell.
I used long, and wong isn't a word. And Pong sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by revo of troy
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by whiterosedreams
Hmm. Sounds a lot like this noob I saw.Quote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
I think his bad-ass name was Drizztix or sumthin.....Dorky.