Alter a Quote!

Erm... Ok, here it goes...
You post something, then someone alters the quote! Example:

John: I watched Mall cop!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by John

I am a Mall cop!

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Steve: I like whales

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Steve

I like to eat whales

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Mary: I like nuts

Ect...

Ok, I'll go first:

What time is it?

I am a duk. D-U-K spells DUK!

Time is unimportant.

Erm ok, I didn't make myself clear
Alter the quote, and then say something yourself.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Are

I am a Shuk. Sh-U-K spells SHUK!

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I ate an apple today

I ate a sphaghgetti yesternight.

I like pie.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Life

I use to like pie.

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I am a Kangaroo

Quote:

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Originally Posted by joemanf

I am a Kangaroo's cousin

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This looks like fun.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by pialpha

I am so much fun.

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I ate a chair

go quote urself while ur at it

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Are

I'm going to go quote myself while I'm doing it

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Are, please play the game