Well because of the recent stuff with all the armies and stuff, instead of taking sides, I'm creating the Non-Army Army. We have T-shirt that protect you from being recruited in any shape or form for another army. While all you people fight to take over Earth us in our non-army smarter-than-you-ness will live on the moon and not bother with your petty fighting over nothing. If you feel like joining ask for a T-shirt. *puts on t-shirt*

