bwahaha!! lets start some controversy!!

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08-11-2009, 05:33 PM
Zenrax

That's exactly the problem! Mary whats-her-face just popped out of nowhere and said "i herd sum1 sey vumpiers! i duuno wat dat is, but i make book bout it!"

REAL vampires: Always wear tuxedoes. Have wings. Can transform into bats. Harvest people. Are emotionless killing machines. Are immune to most weapons. Are only weak against garlic and holy objects. Can only be killed by being stabbed in the heart with a stake or lots of exposure to direct sunlight. Live separately from humans, often in caves. Are incredibly intelligent. Are freaking awesome.

Twilight characters: Wear depressing gray stuff. Don't have wings. Can't transform into ****. Don't want to harvest people because 'it's meeeeean...". Are extremely emo and depressed. Are physiologically human. Are weak against physical attacks. Can be killed relatively easily. Are stupid enough that they have to repeat the same grade for 100 years. Suck.

Those people in Twilight ARE NOT VAMPIRES.
08-11-2009, 05:38 PM
Crackhowl

i mean twilight is a simple , cheesy, predictable book and there's not much to it.
08-11-2009, 05:38 PM
Merien

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Originally Posted by Crackhowl

i mean twilight is a simple , cheesy, predictable book and there's not much to it.

nope can't be bffs sorry...lol
08-11-2009, 05:40 PM
Merien

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Originally Posted by Zenrax

That's exactly the problem! Mary whats-her-face just popped out of nowhere and said "i herd sum1 sey vumpiers! i duuno wat dat is, but i make book bout it!"

REAL vampires: Always wear tuxedoes. Have wings. Can transform into bats. Harvest people. Are emotionless killing machines. Are immune to most weapons. Are only weak against garlic and holy objects. Can only be killed by being stabbed in the heart with a stake or lots of exposure to direct sunlight. Live separately from humans, often in caves. Are incredibly intelligent. Are freaking awesome.

Twilight characters: Wear depressing gray stuff. Don't have wings. Can't transform into ****. Don't want to harvest people because 'it's meeeeean...". Are extremely emo and depressed. Are physiologically human. Are weak against physical attacks. Can be killed relatively easily. Are stupid enough that they have to repeat the same grade for 100 years. Suck.

Those people in Twilight ARE NOT VAMPIRES.

....because there wasn't any different types of vampires since they were invented in Dracula...just the one kind...newsflash...there have been several different variations on that myth. So many stories have been written about vampires, all different. The only reason this one is getting people with their knickers is a twist (i love british sayings) is because it got so popular and they feel that their "real" vampires are not going to be as popular anymore.
08-11-2009, 05:41 PM
Crackhowl

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Originally Posted by Merien

nope can't be bffs sorry...lol

you deserve the truth.
08-11-2009, 05:44 PM
Merien

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Originally Posted by Crackhowl

you deserve the truth.

ummm I LOVE the Twilight series...so to me that isn't the truth :)
08-11-2009, 05:45 PM
Crackhowl

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Originally Posted by Merien

ummm I LOVE the Twilight series...so to me that isn't the truth :)

well then i respect your opinion.
08-11-2009, 05:49 PM
whiterosedreams

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Originally Posted by Merien

ummm I LOVE the Twilight series...so to me that isn't the truth :)

I used to love the Twilight Saga... but not as obsessed though. :)
08-11-2009, 05:50 PM
Merien

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Originally Posted by whiterosedreams

I used to love the Twilight Saga... but not as obsessed though. :)

meh I'm not obsessed lol, but it's fun to pretend you are you should try it sometime :)
08-11-2009, 05:51 PM
Crackhowl

Anne Rice's vampire series is much much better.

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