FOR SALE! *click it, it might be girl scout cookies*

nope, no girl scout cookies here...
for some reason everyone thinks there is girl scout cookies!
Ill take thinmint! WAIT thats not the subject...
*sets self straight*

ok, well. we all know about the armies right
*DONT LEAVE THE THREAD YET SILLY!*
ok, I have decided after much consideration to sell the BLUE army as a special forces division to whichever army gives the best (or any) offer.

Please consider this your chance to have ultimate victory over the BLUE army.
Upon purchase the BLUE army will become a division (subsidary) of the army of which purchased it, I will remain a division leader, but the owner will have the ultimate power over it.
You may not close the BLUE army after buying it or dispose of it. IT shall remain a special operation division, even If you sell it to another army...

no just no thats all i have to say

The wizard mercenaries offers a link to awesomeness.

If they can't buy it, the red army offers the power to summon trolls.

Hmm... I AM Magist... Can I have a list of all the Blue Army members?

Me, Blanklist, and Milo right now.
We have experience from many different things and are able to get intel quickly.

Eh, Ok. But you'd probably get paid from our contacts, not by us.
Is that ok?

The Red Army is prepared to offer you a steaming pile of horse manure. This price is non-negotiable, although we may be amenable to paying in cow manure instead.

Haha cow manure... ahh.. That's a stupid thing for a ninja to say. .

i've got cookies for all who defect to my "kitchen arsonal" duties to be explained in privet

The G.A.F. is prepared to offer...
*Long silence as he tries to remember*

Ah yes! A collection of photograghs featuring that tasty dish, Betty Grable, in a naughty bathing suit.
Heh-heh-heh...

I'll buy those pictures in exchange for my allegiance.

Sorry, Red Army, I like teh ladiez.

and thats better then cookies?

I thought cookies are better? o.O

Heh? What?

Speak up people! Why is everybody whispering?

It's a fact of nature: If a man is given the choice between a pile of cookies on the plate and a pile of scantily clad women on a plate, he will 5 times out of 10 go for the women.

1 times out of ten the man is gay.

4 times out of ten the man is hungry.

I am not gay. Or hungry.

Feel free to use that out of context in a quote.

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

It's a fact of nature: If a man is given the choice between a pile of cookies on the plate and a pile of scantily clad women on a plate, he will 9 times out of 10 go for the women.

1 times out of ten the man is gay.

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RWL well ofcores he will if the women are piled on the plate, but thoes are just photos of individual women piled up. Vary diffrent

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RWL well ofcores he will if the women are piled on the plate, but thoes are just photos of individual women piled up. Vary diffrent

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Point taken, post edited.

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Haha cow manure... ahh.. That's a stupid thing for a ninja to say. .

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it is actually a delicacy where I live!

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BLUE ARMY MEMBER! KILL (or spam) THE INFADEL WHO LIES!!!
Long life to Commissar Kitten!!!

So, Desal, wada you say?

Did you know that a long time ago, the whole world was different shades of red, but Commissar Kitten made different colors so he would have people to fight?

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Did you know that a long time ago, the whole world was different shades of red, but Commissar Kitten made different colors so he would have people to fight?

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Milo, be quite. You joining the Mercs as a sub-divison whether you like it or not.

I'M NOT IN THE BLUE ARMY! YOU SPEAK BLASPHEMY!!!I like cookies.

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I'M NOT IN THE BLUE ARMY! YOU SPEAK BLASPHEMY!!!I like cookies.

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You are, whether you like it or not. YOU WILL BE A MAGE YOU ZEALOUS POSER!!

That is not the Blue army joe- there is a different blue army....

What, me? Nah... lol

Where's Commissar Kitten when you need him?

Well, I'm still waiting for that link for the pics. :D:D:D:D

cookies.......................................... hot fresh cookies.............................. that come with "personal time" in the "kitchen"................................. cookies................... hot yummmmy cookies..........................cookies

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Where's Commissar Kitten when you need him?

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Da dadadada da daaaaaaaaa!!!

*Commissar Kitten strafes thread in Kitten Jet*

No need to fear, Comrade! Commissar Kitten is here!

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Did you know that a long time ago, the whole world was different shades of red, but Commissar Kitten made different colors so he would have people to fight?

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Not quite. A long time ago, everything was ONE shade of red, but I made other colors so that I could see the blood more easily!

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Da dadadada da daaaaaaaaa!!!

*Commissar Kitten strafes thread in Kitten Jet*

No need to fear, Comrade! Commissar Kitten is here!

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Hmm... can't be Milo... unless he has 2 computers in his room... that would be quite nerdish...

I bet it's Pialpha. GODDARN YOU PIALPHA, STOP SLANDERING THE NAME OF COMMISSAR KITTEN!!!!

I think I know who that is.

Can't you just accept that I am your glorious leader, Commissar Kitten?

well, I have six computers. and thats just the room I am in!
(yes, it is my home, not a computer lab...)

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I think I know who that is.

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Who? Is it a ninja?

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

well, I have six computers. and thats just the room I am in!
(yes, it is my home, not a computer lab...)

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So it's YOU! You pretend to be Commissar Kitten to try and get us Red Army soldiers to buy your stupid army!

*takes cookies and leaves*

Stop right there...

By order of Commissar Kitten, there is now a 100% tax on all sweets! Payment can be made in sweets.

Give me the cookies, toots, and nobody gets hurt.