ITS NOT CHILDISH.. its EFFECTIVE ... and it would work!
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Here's how I would play it: Get a couple friends to "Ask him out" and if he says yes, then they say "hahaha! Knob. Thought I was serious!" and walk away, leaving him feeling like a pile of crap.
Or, failing that, talk to him, call him out on it, and try to get things squared away.
Failing THAT, kick him in the jewels.
Oh my! I'm so sorry! That just sucks, dude.. Haha.. I feel much better, I'm sorry to say. >.<
So, did you continue to talk to her after break up?
Yeah, for a kindergardener! I'ma highschool, hello?
IRL, I'm not strong, to be honest. One mean word to me can tore me apart, sadly...
you ARE stong (you have to talk yourself into it some times, i'm the same way)
roses are beautiful AND strong. and you cant mess with them without a blood-letting ;)
i know you can do this. just tell your self you can
Yep, sure are, and to kill a man, this is a secret I am not sure why we are telling you this, all you have to really do is hurt his pride in his social group, kicking him in the jewels is a good example of degradation on front of his own social group, although the flyswatter may be just as degrading...
You know... there's lots of murder cases about all this degradation and pride....
Therefore, shouldn't it be a better idea to avoid doing this to another person?
Well, its a careful balance that you have to walk between taking it too far, and taking it just far enough.
No way. ******s like that are immune to pain, ridicule, and logic. The only thing they REALLY love is their cars. Go and key it, put sugar in the gas tank, smash the headlights, etc. If he doesn't have one (laaaaaame), buy an old frame that's engineless (shouldn't be too hard, a lot of junkyards part them out), make it look reasonably new, give it to him as a makeup gift, then laugh as he tries to start it.
For added fun, cover the wheel in superglue, fill the airbag with cottage cheese, and then remote-detonate it. He'd be sitting in a wreck, covered in cheese for HOURS! Classic....