*pockets the money* Shopping spree!
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*pockets the money* Shopping spree!
Yep investor term (heard it on Dragons Den)
What sort of terms are you offering?
gift baskets? and reasonabul market value intrest aparently. is that good?
How much do you need? I might require security though LOL
*shrugs* i gather most of my own ingredints. *looks under counter* looks like i'm runing short on bags tho. then there are the 4 employs, i'd like to get them some benafits... medical, dental, maffia protection... the usual. dont want them to go running to a union now do i.
*shouts over sholder* you guys arent going unuion are you??
Well I'm prepared to offer £20000 but will require 25% of your soul or 50% of your body as collateral
what does that come to in T, and what would you do with 1/2 my body if i were to turn it over, also will it need to be detatched?? i'm kinda fond of it the way it is.
well not sure what the current T to the £ rate is but shall we say 2T to the £ so that would be 40000T
You maintain control of your body in one piece unless you default then I take over control of half of it by remote control
that sounds like fun! your in.
and of course we shall have to have a weekly board meeting
(most of the meetings I've ever been to bored me silly)
guh do we have to? bob are you geting in on this too??
Well it will be a fun meeting you can demonstrate new lines and I'll supply the fresh cream cakes
i have to come up with something new every week?? i guss i do that already... ok but i want chocolate doughnuts as well
OK NP on the doughnuts
(do you guys have jam/jelly filled ones there?)
oh yeah!! those are the best!! chocolate coverd custard filled are my all time favorits!!
Thats a deal then where would you like the money transfered to?
i'll take it. *wispers* i dont trust banks... they get robed you know. *in normal voice* althow i dont remeber ever seeing a robber get a way with 1/100th of a T from Lord Aru's bank. if you dont have it in cash you can set up an account for the store there i guss.
*Hands Candel £20000 in cash just don't mention it to the UK Tax office*
*pockets it* lets see now. where can i get some mafia protection for my faithfull emploies....
can i get a job here too? i really need some T, I havent got any you see...
hey that rhymes
what my job?
Well.... How do I even GET T? Hmm.... I got 200T by posting in Rovs thread but Im banned from it.. :( NOW how do I get T??
Here *give sohan 100 T*
no any job will do:)
Log your job is............ a secret yeah thats it a secret. can you contact the maffia and set up some sort of employ protection program for yourself and joe and trog and soloman? thats great oh and stop by rove's shop and see if he has any bags; saten, silk, velvet... *hands over sealed letter for head of mafia and enought T to buy 1k bags*
Lalala... bump.
Also, I'm gonna need some decorations for my house. Can I have a mana potion? "Hands over 10T"
* takes bag * hmm ok i will see what i can doQuote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
*hands over mana potion* how will that decorate your house? you know it only works if you drink it....... *teasing smile*Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
take you timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Loganatt
Ill take a job here.
i'm full up at the moment sry, if something comes open i'll pm you
Ok thanks maybe ill get a job somewhere else
Candle i got an order for ya, i forgot something and i urgently need to remember it @ discount price! i will pay anything up to 100T! Quickly!
i'll smack you with my spoon for 2T. that always works.
side effects enclude mild headach, slight discomfort, and chocolate smudg on your forehead
erm... no thanks, your a herbalist right? isnt there some memory potion or something?
yes there is. Let me go check in the back. *walks into back.* Here you go. *hands over a green bottle.* this is a memory potion I whipped up. We also have mind reading candy if you are interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abs K
Well, I'm going to put it on a shelf. I didn't want to make my own cause that would kinda be like stealing.Quote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
lol i see well you'll want the decorative bottle thenQuote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
*Walks in*
Hey guys, anyone have any posts Steve here can gobble up?
Well, I don't wanna pay extra lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
check the closet, i try to keep snacks for him in there. *eyes Steve closely* your sure he wont eat me??Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOPS95
well i have this old Crown Royal bottle i was going to put flowers in....Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf