Wpack's Legal Office

Okay do too massive amounts of recent suspensions, infractions, etc. I am opening a legal office where you can write your own OT Will for if you are Perma'd, long termed, or "glued". Will's can either be displayed here or set aside to not be read unless the unthinkable occurs ((PM me your will so i can keep it on file if you choose the latter.))

Costs:

75T per will


Also in the future buisiness, and budget advice will be offered for 100T a session by our too be formed Crack Legal team.

You dont get any money from posting here.


Judge: Wpack
Jury: Wildor/Both Bob's/Candle/Tricky Boy
Lawyers: Arumen/Zenrax/Milo/Pi

All cases must be in an orderly, non spam manner or they will be dismissed. Cases must be reasonable. Any flaming will not be tolerated. Lawyers may set there own fees. Jurors are paid 50T per case by plaintiff.

Cases here are only to be T, buisiness, or other thread related. If you have problems with infractions, spam, flaming, etc. I cant help you, go bother FB or Logrus.

Trogdors will:

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

The Official Last Will & Testament of Trogdor1316

I, Trogdor1316, being of sound mind and body, *snicker*
do leave upon thee the following items:
To Stormsurge, I leave my post count, in the hopes that it will make up for lost posts from his previous account.
To Elsworth, I leave the promise that if I have a chance before I possibly get perma'd, I shall delete the quote in my signature. I may or may not replace it with something worse.
To Abstractangel, I leave my undying respect for reasons that shall not become known.
To Thalin Athasian, I leave 1 reputation point in the hopes that it will take him out of the "Undistinguished factor" stage of reputation.
To Joemanf, I leave the enchanted sock that I stole from him 3 years ago. May your spells never fizzle, may you never make a sour Harry Potter reference.
To all who have participated in my RP(s), I leave 3 new ideas for RP's that will be e-mailed to them upon time of permabanning.
To anyone who has ever referenced the Matrix in a humorous way, I leave a truly hearty ROFLMAOQXD.
To any of the members of the Trogdor Clan, I leave all of my prestige and all of my cities. May you crush your enemies like the small insects they are.
To Schatten, I leave a newly discovered and hilariously nude Evony ad.
To all the mods...I leave my utmost appreciation. Everything you do is wonderful.
To all the reps...I leave you a lot less appreciation, but still some. Not much though.
To all the devs...I hate you.
To the wizard mercenaries....I leave a personal backup singer for all of your conversations.
To any here who know who Raistlin Majere is, I leave my friendship.
To all others, I leave nothing. You will be crushed by Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary.

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Im hireing myself out as a lawyer, as I have never recieved an infraction worth points.

I am Lawyer. Behold my majesty, and weep. For I will free both the innocent and the guilty from their shackles, and send them to the Promised Land.


(Yeah, I want to be a lawyer.)

HEY! I had the idea of making a legal team as soon as the court started! and everyone said it was a bad idea! I will join you legal team if there is room...

Juror or Lawyer? And im not letting this get out of hand. Unlike someone -cough cough - -nudge nudge-

Too late. We've already got the two smartest and most stubborn debaters on the forums.

You can be the JURY, if you want...

I would like to be a lawyer.

Can we have a written test or something? I don't want to work with Milo...



Question 1: What does a lawyer do?

If they can't answer, they can't get in.

I'll be a lawyer.

((No matter what youd be working against him. If he is bad at lawyering it helps you))


Ok short test:

1. What main 3 freedoms does the 1st amendment of the US Constitution guarantee a citizen?


2. Which is better Pie or Cake? Convince me your right.


3. Name the 4 people who participate in a court session. ((Jury isnt one))

They lawy...jk.

They speak for people in a court case. That person they speak for can either be the defendant or plaintiff.

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Originally Posted by wpack10

((No matter what youd be working against him. If he is bad at lawyering it helps you))


Ok short test:

1. What main 3 freedoms does the 1st amendment of the US Constitution guarantee a citizen?


2. Which is better Pie or Cake? Convince me your right.


3. Name the 4 people who participate in a court session. ((Jury isnt one))

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1. Freedom of Speech and Expression, Freedom of Religion, Freedom of Assembly, Freedom to Petition the Government, Freedom of Press. (Yes, I know, that's 5.)

2. Cake is better because it comes in chocolate flavor.

3. Judge, Prosecutor, Plaintiff, Defendant.

I'll put up my name for juror if you guys want me.

Prosecutor is same as plantiff.

Rest of answers are good, i wasnt looking for petition but you get extra credit to make up for the prosecutor mix up and pass. I was looking for Baliff but couldnt figure how to word it without giving away answer.

Wildor you are accepted as a juror.

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Originally Posted by wpack10

((No matter what youd be working against him. If he is bad at lawyering it helps you))


Ok short test:

1. What main 3 freedoms does the 1st amendment of the US Constitution guarantee a citizen?

Speech, Press, Religion
2. Which is better Pie or Cake? Convince me your right.

Can I vote pi?
3. Name the 4 people who participate in a court session. ((Jury isnt one))
Baliff, Judge, Prosecutor, Plantiff, Defense Lawyer, Defendant.

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10 charachters

Yay. 10 char fishy ><>

Pi is accepted. Lawyer positions filled. 2 Juror positions still available.

Can i be a juror ( i am extremely biased in most cases though

I'll accept juror postion, if you'll have me be a juror

Sorry no being biased in my court. This is serious business.

I was just kidding i am objective and indifferent to most people here

I take the facts and weigh them on both sides of the cases and use those as my opinions of the matter at hand rather than my experiences

I'm not biased, I judge fairly, and with logic!

1. What main 3 freedoms does the 1st amendment of the US Constitution guarantee a citizen?

Speech, Religion, Press, Assembly, Petitioning the Government for a Redress of Wrongs. I'm assuming that you're referring to the SRP trio, but I included the other 2.

2. Which is better Pie or Cake? Convince me your right.

Cake is better on a massive number of levels. Cake is incredibly versatile, spanning tastes and pickiness easily. While pie has so many different types, which means that any given pie is only enjoyed by a tiny minority, cake comes in 2 main types, ensuring maximum satisfaction. Cakes are also immune to seasonal and crop failure-based vagaries. Without having to rely on fruit, which is only picked in certain seasons, cake can be made reliably anytime. In addition, cake simply tastes better. The soft, chewy cake blending with the smooth, sugary icing... there's nothing like it.


3. Name the 4 people who participate in a court session. ((Jury isnt one))

I assume you mean the judge, defendant, defense attorney, and prosecuting attorney. That is of course disregarding witnesses, expert testimony, bailiffs, spectators, police officers, and, my personal favorite, the executioner.

Ok both Bobs are on Jury duty. With Milo, Pi, Zenrax, and Arumen as available Lawyers.


Now, we need a Baliff who is paid 10T per case.

Also Business/Budget advisor spots available. Pays 50T per session.


I award Zenrax 100T for his amazing, and probably googled application.

i didnt get my will something something. how much to make it leagel and binding what ever?

Price is on first page

You also must post terms of will so i may put it in 2nd post.

The Official Last Will & Testament of Trogdor1316

I, Trogdor1316, being of sound mind and body, *snicker*
do leave upon thee the following items:

To Stormsurge, I leave my post count, in the hopes that it will make up for lost posts from his previous account.

To Elsworth, I leave the promise that if I have a chance before I possibly get perma'd, I shall delete the quote in my signature. I may or may not replace it with something worse.

To Abstractangel, I leave my undying respect for reasons that shall not become known.

To Thalin Athasian, I leave 1 reputation point in the hopes that it will take him out of the "Undistinguished factor" stage of reputation.

To Joemanf, I leave the enchanted sock that I stole from him 3 years ago. May your spells never fizzle, may you never make a sour Harry Potter reference.

To all who have participated in my RP(s), I leave 3 new ideas for RP's that will be e-mailed to them upon time of permabanning.

To anyone who has ever referenced the Matrix in a humorous way, I leave a truly hearty ROFLMAOQXD.

To any of the members of the Trogdor Clan, I leave all of my prestige and all of my cities. May you crush your enemies like the small insects they are.

To Schatten, I leave a newly discovered and hilariously nude Evony ad.

To all the mods...I leave my utmost appreciation. Everything you do is wonderful.

To all the reps...I leave you a lot less appreciation, but still some. Not much though.

To all the devs...I hate you.

To the wizard mercenaries....I leave a personal backup singer for all of your conversations.

To any here who know who Raistlin Majere is, I leave my friendship.

To the Off Topic Crowd, I leave a giant statue of a nekked woman to be revealed when logrus isn't looking.

To d7dn3rd, I leave the manuscript. You know what to do.

To the man known simply as Brawndo. You have truly been a friend to me. But I can never forgive what you did. If I ever see you again, I will rip something important off of your body.

To all others, I leave nothing. You will be crushed by Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary.

has this been notarized?

I don't know. I'll pay you in dead babies, I ran out of T. I'll have some more tomorrow.

can i be a juror?

Ok Trog you owe me 75T.

And TB If we can get 5 jurors then yes. I need an odd number.

k, keep a place safe for me and i'll see if anyone will come over :p

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Originally Posted by wpack10

I award Zenrax 100T for his amazing, and probably googled application.

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You, sir, have insulted me.

*slaps wpack with a white glove*

Miniguns at dawn.

I object, your honor, to Zenrax and Milo being given a passing grade on their examinations. In fact, yes, I dare to say it....I call shenanigans!

Both answered that Cake>Pie. Milo's reason: Cake comes in chocolate. Zen's reason: Pie relies on seasonal fruit.

Sir, I present to you, for your consideration, Boston Cream Pie.

I rest my case.

Putting CREAM in PIE? Ew. I hate those things.

mmmm cake, mmmm pie...I'll take one of both please :p

NOBODY hates Boston Cream Pie! Are you insane? Next thing you'll be telling me you don't like eclairs either.

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Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

NOBODY hates Boston Cream Pie! Are you insane? Next thing you'll be telling me you don't like eclairs either.

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French pastry. Hmmm! I like where this thread is going. St-Honoré anyone?

Cream puffs are little little pies...mmmmmmmmm