Hello from Earth

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This site is collecting messages that will be transmitted to Gliese 581d, a planet outside our Solar System which may support life. Comments are moderated: inappropriate messages will be rejected, and messages must be in English (so we can evaluate them)

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Apparently in 6 days or so, messages will be sent to Gliese581...

Post your messages at this website:

www.hellofromearth.net

I know mods, normally we aren't allowed to post links to other websites, but the messages on the site plus the whole reason are just too hilarious to ignore...

Yes, I have seen this site, and it is a absolute laugh, there are people asking for abductions and everything, it is awesome.

We should ask if they have internet! If so we should invite them to come here!

I've sent them an iEvony code. :)

Mr. Athasian,
That would be interesting considering it will be almost 41 yrs for a round trip message, unless they recieve this, the use tachyons to send the reply, which we will not understand yet.

oops! It double posted
EDIT: great Idea! Maybe they will come play evony!

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People can eat your brain! My brain is already eated

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I'm so tempted to siggy quote that one......
Actually, half the website is quotable. Too cute!

I say we just start the funny quotes of this site
Like this:

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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was going to say hello until i saw that it will take 20 years to arrive..doesnt matter now,i will be seeing you many times before then,----wont i.?

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The Earth and all that lives on her is being destroyed by Humans. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, O alien civilization; you're my only hope.

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Hopefully you can't read this, we'll need a new planet eventually... If you can, Hi!

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aw....
I should of sent my gnome picture!
http://desalvionjr.uuuq.com/gnome.jpg

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Have you seen Alf lately? I miss him :(

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ALF... (oops, showing my age now)

I know who ALF is, kinda like the Eh....(shaking hand in thumbs up sign)
Edit- with the Fonz, of course

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Good afternoon Gliese 581d, this is Deb Kirkman from Sydney, Australia. Are you ready to beam me up? There's not too much time left. 1, 2, 3, NOW!

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Lot of Australians posting....

Too good to pass up

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Which way does the water spin when you flush the toilet?

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If you do phone home like ET, can you use reverse charge? - we can't afford an invasion just yet

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'Nanoo, Nanoo' or perhaps 'NOOKNEHH'. Hopefully one of those means 'Greetings' in your native tongue!

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Hello from planet Earth. Please tell us how you don't get dizzy in your spinning UFO's - I get sick looking at Merry-Go-Rounds. Are you Aliens good looking ?

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Hello from Me the Moist Messiah from Australia Quakers Hill come down to moist bar & be moist with us :)

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Why is there a ufo in my back yard?

ooh! another similar project by SETI institute!
http://earthspeaks.seti.org/

I have an idea! We should download everything ever posted an twitter and beam it into space!!!

No! De Sal, that would be evil, that would be warfare taken to a point worse then ever seen before

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Come visit Earth, just don't land in America - they don't seem to like alien visits.

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Don't listen to Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You Up. Don't believe anyone who says its good- they're lying and trying to RickRoll you.

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:D

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i think the surest sign that alien intelligence does exist is that none of you have tried to contact us yet

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Our beer's Better Than your beer!. Wanna Fight about it?...nah, just kidding...our beer is better though..love your work!

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Hi Aliens, Is Public Enemies still playing at the cinemas in Gliese 581d? I dont think you guys would really like it theres no Lazers or Spaceships in it

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The Best yet..

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Hello. I created your world. Worship the almighty Peachofmeat. That is all.

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Hopefully we won't get Mars Attacks all over again. If we do, I call being those kids who save the world from the aliens... Sorta.

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Originally Posted by Kailrik

Hopefully we won't get Mars Attacks all over again. If we do, I call being those kids who save the world from the aliens... Sorta.

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Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World (1938)
Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
The Maid and the Martians (Pajama Party) (1964)
The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars (1964)
The Wizard of Mars (Horrors of the Red Planet) (1964)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Mars Needs Women (1966)
Don't Play with Martians (1967)
Mission Mars (1968)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
Bad Girls from Mars (1990)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Bad Trip to Mars (1996)
Mars (1996)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
My Favorite Martian (1999)

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Originally Posted by abracax

Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World (1938)
Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
The Maid and the Martians (Pajama Party) (1964)
The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars (1964)
The Wizard of Mars (Horrors of the Red Planet) (1964)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Mars Needs Women (1966)
Don't Play with Martians (1967)
Mission Mars (1968)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
Bad Girls from Mars (1990)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Bad Trip to Mars (1996)
Mars (1996)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
My Favorite Martian (1999)

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That one. Amazingly funny, especially since a hippy starts the war, lol.

Just a few Abracax? Some of them in this site were funny- one was a guy "from" the target saying that they will not take nicely to recieving lots of massages

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Originally Posted by abracax

Flash Gordon: Mars Attacks the World (1938)
Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
Devil Girl From Mars (1954)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (1962)
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
The Maid and the Martians (Pajama Party) (1964)
The Twelve-Handed Men of Mars (1964)
The Wizard of Mars (Horrors of the Red Planet) (1964)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Mars Needs Women (1966)
Don't Play with Martians (1967)
Mission Mars (1968)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
Bad Girls from Mars (1990)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Bad Trip to Mars (1996)
Mars (1996)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)
My Favorite Martian (1999)

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Wow...just...wow...how did I miss that one?!

Yeah, I was looking at quite a few of the messages from the site. There were quotes from "Hitchhikers guide to the universe" and "Blues brothers" "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure" and quite a few other movies lol

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

ooh! another similar project by SETI institute!
http://earthspeaks.seti.org/

I have an idea! We should download everything ever posted an twitter and beam it into space!!!

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maybe if you want them to come down here and kill us all...?

You do understand that because of satellite technology, everything we do gets beamed into space already.

Yep, and the intensity becomes eqivilent to the background radiation by the time it exists the Oort Cloud

Radio signals and satellite transmissions are floating around our solar system, some recent, some of them are the first transmissions. As far as we know, beings from another planet have intercepted these on the way to earth and decided "these beings on this blue planet are insane and I am not willing to risk my life visiting them".

I can't say I would disagree lmao

yeah, they must think we are insane! They probably have satellites made of a matter unknown to us surrounding our planet. When we send out our signal, we will expect it to take 20 years, though, their satellites will intercept it and beam it through a data transfer wormhole, thus reducing it all to a 20 minute delay!

or they use tachyons, much better, but wormholes are neat as well

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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was going to say hello until i saw that it will take 20 years to arrive..doesnt matter now,i will be seeing you many times before then,----wont i.?
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The Earth and all that lives on her is being destroyed by Humans. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, O alien civilization; you're my only hope.
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Hopefully you can't read this, we'll need a new planet eventually... If you can, Hi!

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Lol I love those ! I can't seem to find any quotes on the website, though.

Edit: Nevermind, I was somehow on the wrong site !

Hi, I am the ruler of EvoM Off Topic. I was VincentX the Destroyer of Worlds.

Seph, welcome, but watch out.

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

We should ask if they have internet! If so we should invite them to come here!

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Be my facebook freind!

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Originally Posted by bob19991

Seph, welcome, but watch out.

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Ok ok. I always follow the rules.

No, I mean watch out from the users, but they should be reined in after their suspension

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Originally Posted by bob19991

No, I mean watch out from the users, but they should be reined in after their suspension

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EvoM off topic users? I've been around much worse then these people here. I from EvoM which is much less strict and horribly brutal. It should be called EvilM.

EvoM, I was meaning evony

What's EvoM? dot dot dot

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Originally Posted by bob19991

EvoM, I was meaning evony

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Oh, I know.

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Originally Posted by whiterosedreams

What's EvoM? dot dot dot

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This Evil place. http://forums.evolutionm.net/off-topic-14/

Invade for me.

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth X

This Evil place. http://forums.evolutionm.net/off-topic-14/

Invade for me.

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No. Whatever that is.