So not this song then?
Warning- some inuendo, 18 and up please, so I don't get any points
NC-17 for inuendo
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So not this song then?
Warning- some inuendo, 18 and up please, so I don't get any points
NC-17 for inuendo
this thread is hilarious! :p
Queen - Fat Bottom Girls
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen
lmfao! your story is amazingly written by the way :)
wish i was that good..
Women are good...
women are great...
thinking of them...
makes me want to mastur.. my self control...
I like cute/hot girls.
Lemonade
She's my sunshine in the rain
My Tylenol when I'm in pain yeah
Let me tell you what she means to me,
Like a tall glass of lemonade
When it's burnin' hot on summer days
She's exactly what I need
[Chorus]
She's soothing like,
The ocean rushing on the sand
She takes care of me baby
And she helps me be a better man
She's so beautiful,
Sometimes I stop to close my eyes
She's exactly what I need
(Verse two)
She's my smile when I'm feelin' blue
She's my good night sleep
When the day is through yeah
Let me tell you what she means to me
(Yeah, she's kinda like this)
Kinda like the feelin' after your first kiss
Except that Everyday she makes me feel like this
Coz she's exactly what I need
Oh yeah, oh yeah
[Chorus] X3
She's soothing like,
The ocean rushing on the sand
She takes care of me baby
And she helps me be a better man
She's so beautiful,
Sometimes I stop to close my eyes
She's exactly what I need
By Passion
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Originally Posted by abracax
So now you have to write something similar to your wife every day, right?
Love that song!
YES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Sunflowers! I see sunflowers here. And those potato eating folks...
ABRACAX-
So now you're gonna have to write something like THAT to your wife every day, right?
i know! i should make a Drizz's Poetry of Women Collaboration Collection of great hits
That was a joke when I put it up, so no, she would crack me over the head with something large and painful if I did that lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
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Originally Posted by drizztix
rofl ya you shouldQuote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Women are funny.
I remember standing on the corner at midnight
Trying to get my courage up
There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown
I loved to watch her do her stuff
Through the long lonely nights, she filled my sleep
Her body gently swaying, to that smoky beat
Down on Main Street
In the pool halls, the hustlers and the losers
I used to watch 'em through the glass
Well I'd stand outside at closing time
Just to watch her walk on past
Unlike all the other ladies, she looked so young and sweet
As she made her way alone, down that empty street
Down on Main Street
And sometimes even now, when I'm feeling lonely and beat
I drift back in time, and I find my feet
Down on Main Street
Down on Main Street
Heh its my own poem. It's a bit of a personal one. But oh well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
oh how i cherish women with small feet
they make me want to give them lovin
cuz women will these tiney treats
Can stand closer to the oven
lol! That one actually caught me by surprise.Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Omg that's the cutest poem ever. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Slowly, softly quietly she enters the room, her breath is silent and soft, soft as the gentle flap of a butterflies wing. My earth angel. The way she walks, the way she moves, every step has purpose, every motion is filled with grace. When she runs its like watching a creature of pure beauty, that moves as her long blond thigh length hair streams out behind her.
When I am angry, she brings peace into my heart mind and soul.
When I am sad, she brings light and joy into my heart.
Her voice is like a calm relaxing melody, similar to the sound of a calming babbling brook.
When we are apart, we are nothing but together we are everything. She is who I am and I am who she is, together we complete each other, not two halves of whole, but rather one whole broken apart and seperated into two seperate bodies.
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Originally Posted by drizztix
worlds apart. yet still tied for my fav so farQuote:
Originally Posted by logrus
Women are complicated and gross.
Women are the opposite of beer. They is better when they is warm.
I sit on my barstool,
Perhaps I’m a brute,
For how can I tell you
That, gosh, you are cute.
The smile on your soft face,
The flow of your hair,
My thoughts are a race,
Oh how lovely, how fair.
I’ve ordered a bitter,
You sip your wheat beer.
My heart’s all a twitter
Your beauty is clear.
Your eyes are majestic,
You hair is quite blonde,
Your gaze is angelic,
Coming from the beyond.
Your youth is like water,
You’re young, I can see,
You might be my daughter,
The thought is scary.
For I’m not attractive,
My sideburns are gray,
Still I get distracted,
When a glance comes my way.
I drink slow my bitter,
Courage is not my thing,
I don’t even consider,
Are you wearing a ring?
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Originally Posted by drizztix
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i fear this is all im able to come up with.. with out breaching the line'o'infractions :(Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Europeans (or a least germans) prefer warm beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by trogdor1316
well this is not too hard, but not easy. Let me give it a shot.
Let us see how men would survive with out you.
They would be poor and frail.
they have lost the will to fight unless told so or until their special one tells them too.
Every male had some women in his life that gets him where he is today.
why can't we say this? why?
we do, but we cheat and we takes pics that our children should never see.
we say how if i had one night with her....
we look to others when our special ones are old or don't please us.
why do you ask?
because we are human and male. we have become waek and take things for granted.
and we blame you and say that you don't do this or that.
really if we should get along with women and to truly show her how we feel.
then let us delete these pics and the way we look at at others and the clothes we like our wives to wear but not our daughters.
let us finally be one and stop fighting, and then we can tell them how we love them, because with out women we are nothing and would die in a year.
I hope everything is spelled right and that it makes sense. i wrote that off the top of my head.
I predict a slap in the face from women in your RL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth X
I predict an online slap in the face from the woman on here.
Lol. :d:):(