Goldfish farted and put a bubble in the cpu's cooling system.
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Goldfish farted and put a bubble in the cpu's cooling system.
Servers are down because too many players decided that the forums were much more fun and stopped playing Evony. They tried to delete their accounts, like the Terms of Service said they would be able to, but could not find a way. All the angry e-mails to the Evony mainframe crashed the already weak servers.
trogdor1316 made such a long reason they crashed.
The carebear leaders desided it was national carebears week and shut them down.
They found out I actually was Litch and they rebelled :P
*rides bike back into thread*
WHA!?! You're Litch?!
*accidentally crashes bike*
Oh. Well, I see how that would work out, then.
Anyway, the servers crashed because two players tried to log on within 20 minutes of each other.
A small terrorist cell discovered that the best way to reduce morale in America was to take away their gaming abilities. Shortly after, the Evony plant in New York was bombed. Unfortunately for the terrorist, they didn't destroy anything of use except a backup server.
No Im not Litch....
shhhh :P
The servers died because I dont eat pizza, thus disgusting the typical stereotype of people that play online games, of which the servers were overwhelmed by the power of celery :o
MJ came back from the dead and had his zombie army overrun the Evony HQ.
Now that I'd wanna see :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
My mother 'accidentally' unplugged it and didnt realise.