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Aliens that have been spying on humanity for years have invaded the Evony HQ.
Evony is sick(literally).
A monster named MuckkoMuddleMunker Attacked every evony players account and stole all their resources
Chuck Norris was introduced to Evony and round-house kicked it in the face.
They all blew up when I tried playing Sryth, Evony, and Gears of War 2 at the same time while eating a taco. (Seriously)
They all crashed when they saw your avatar Jakeinator.
they(the staff) gave up on evony and went back to used cars.
becuase I will be a legend wrote that and made i will be a legend his username.
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it wASNT ME!!!!!! IT WAS, Um... IT WAS... WAS... was... FOXYBUNNY!!!
The Pumpkin Master was late in harvesting his crops. Local pumpkin prices rose dramatically, leading to overly expensive pumpkin pies at last year's Halloween party at Evony HQ. As a result, the staff cut back on just about everything, including server power usage.
because you spoke koops that was why they crashed.
I lost a city.
Because I squezed out... a Clevland steemer... on my chest. (Wonder if any of you know what that's from)