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This forum needs some zombie believers.
Using the picture below, save it to your computer and edit it. Add in how YOU would survive the zombie apocalypse. Or you can just say what you'd do. Whatever floats your boat.
After a while, I'll post how I would survive, just to help you guys get ideas.
Dude....... this thread is great idea.
This is awesome. I suck at drawing :(
Well, seeing as it's been a while, I shall post MY answer to the zombie invasion.
I've had a considerable amount of time to research these things.
It looks cool but i cant read half the labels. Too small
More than likely gonna have to save it to your computer to read it, I dunno how to make it lager.Quote:
Originally Posted by wpack10
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images...g_hibernia.jpg
There's one I would use.
I'd post a pic but it'd be inappropriate for the forums for MY zombie wish. Zombies take over, eh? Get food + women + beer = happy place.
How about make a list of what you would use during the zombie apocalypse.
List ten items you must have during the zombie invasion.
Not your thread, Seph.
I'll make my own, sorry. ::walks away silently::Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladed Jewel
Heres how i would easily survive...
Drizz's Survival Set
First you need a mid range weapon ... thus i would use a Kusarigama...
the weighted end of the chain can EASILY take off and obliterate the head of any zombie w/in 12Ft.. and go clean through to take out multiple adversaries, but if they get in close u can quickly decapitate them w/ the kama blade....
http://taiwan.pekori.to/samurai_garage/kusarigama.jpg
BUT eventually when the swarm of zombies get so thick u will get tangled up and have to release your possesssion of the Kusarigama and switch to a more effect close range weapon
like ....
The Raptor
http://www.bugei.com/images_products/1422_big.jpg
Lastly you need a quick fix partially long range weapon for dire situations say .. a zombie is about to take out a friend of yours... all ya gotta do is hurl one of these right through his head and blamo.. problem solved!
http://bugei.com/images_products/1095_big.jpg
My list:
1 Katana
2 Shotgun
3 Machine gun
4 Cute Asian girl to protect to keep my hopes up
5 Rocket launcher
6 Nuclear bomb
7 Grenade launcher
8 Pistol
9 Flame thrower
10 Fortified home base
Sorry for the intrusion, OP.
I've always wanted one of these, but was worried I would move the wrong way and it would whip back, stick in my thigh or something lolQuote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Are ya'll kidding me? No one has come up with the ultimate solution before me? wow... well, here it is:
(1) Chuck Norris
End of game...
.... and yes... I keep Chuck Norris on a chain outside of my home.
Chuck norris cant be Chained... HE IS THE CHAIN!Quote:
Originally Posted by ArgentJedi
fine, fine... I... embelished a *little* bit... just a little tho... I swear!Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
i want a army of vampire archers to combat the ZOMBAYS ....and some cheetos
My anti-zombie items......
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/...e0bb8Large.jpg
http://www.exchange3d.com/cubecart/i...el_519_aaa.jpg
With ammo
http://www.army-technology.com/contr...m_grenades.jpg
And for the really pesky zombies
http://www.contractortalk.com/attach...amethrower.jpg
My ultimate weapon would be bribery. It should fend off the zombeys.
Rose, your in Utah- use the mountains to your advantage, me, I'd try to get to Mayport, espcially once we get our new nulcear carrier, or maybe Kings bay.
You guys aren't thinking as if it's an apocalypse.
Imagine the world with no power, no running water, nothing. It's only you and a few million other people who all just want to survive.
And to whom ever put up the oil rig, how do you plan on making sure it doesn't corrode and fall into the sea?
Zombies are a serious thing, ladies and gentlemen. They will not take bribes, unless it's your flesh that you're handing over, and even then, they'll still come after you.
The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain. Even if you sever an arm, a leg, or even their spines, as long as the brain remains intact, they will follow you for as long as they can. If you leave it without legs, it will crawl after you. Cut off the arms, it'll still follow you. Heck, you can even sever the brain from the body, but as long as the brain is intact, that head on the ground will chomp at you should you wander too close to it.
And let's not forget the moan zombies make. When a zombie finds prey, it lets out a moan. That moan can attract other zombies, so theoretically, you could have as many as 10,000 zombies after you, depending on where you are located. Sure they walk slow, but eventually you'll get tired, and want to rest, and then one zombie will simply bite you. 24 hours later, if they havn't eaten your brain, you will become a member of the undead legions that walk the earth.
im sorry ... but did you see my weapon selection?.. and my physical prowess..?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinsam
i require no bullets, or expendible items other than the few shurikens i would use in "quick fix" situations..
i have trained in the harshes lands known to man under the guidance of chuck norris!
i can endure -40degree weather in just briefs while fighting a hoard polar bears bear handed...
i can trek across 80miles of the driest fiercest deserts with no food and only a thimble full of water!
i only require 7minutes of sleep a night and can carry a full sized sedan up 20flights of stairs w/o even breaking a sweat.. and i ONLY NEED 1 HAND to USE MY HADOOKEN unlike RYU who needs both!
http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blog...al-hadoken.jpg
so in sum.. yes.. yes i was aware the question was about the Apocalypse and the number of zombies would be in the millions in my area.. and.. i am ready for them .. i fortify my house to endure zombie assaults every night.
Lies! Lies! =O Look at your body! Show off and faky!Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
Bribery definitly will work. Expecially if the briber is cool and flashy.
i turn into an infreno when i'm angery. so all i have to do is get realy mad and then burn my way out. ROAR!!!! Flaming Female!!
drizztix,
You seem to have actually thought about this. The only thing you'd have to worry about is checking your weapons to see if they are the real thing or if they are museum fakes, unless they are already in your posession, and if you've tested them.
1. Just make sure it's not a copy. Those tend to break easily.Quote:
My list:
1 Katana
2 Shotgun
3 Machine gun
4 Cute Asian girl to protect to keep my hopes up
5 Rocket launcher
6 Nuclear bomb
7 Grenade launcher
8 Bruce Lee
9 Flame thrower
10 Fortified home base
Sorry for the intrusion, OP.
2. And what about cleaning it and the ammo you must carry?
3. Machine guns are actually discouraged, it makes people want to carry unneeded weight, and people have a tendency to "rock and roll", or spray and pray, which is not only a waste of ammunition, it also just makes the zombies crawl instead of walking, which can take valuable time, because you've got to clean up.
4. Unless she can fight, she's useless. Save that stuff for the safe zone, if one gets established.
5. Again, ammo.
6. Not really going to help, all it'll do is make a bunch of radioactive zombies.
7. See 3.
8. He MIGHT help, but humans tire eventually.
9. Fire can be both friend and enemy. It all depends on where you are. This is mainly a defensive weapon, if you like carrying all that fuel on your back. Also, where would you find one of these?
10. Good idea, but make sure the defenses are anti-zombie, and not anti-living. Many people tend to think that anti-living devices work on the undead.
And I don't mind the intrusion, this is a zombie thread, after all.
You'll run out of skin eventually. And being cool and flashy just means they'll eat you first.Quote:
Bribery definitly will work. Expecially if the briber is cool and flashy.
Oh I can imagine you flaming out at a zombie. o.O *backs away*Quote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
RWL!!!! thanks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by whiterosedreams
Heh heh heh another method of mine is hire a huge and buffy body guard and let him do all the work while I sit there and watch tv :P The guard would be killing zombies with ropes and daggers :D
He'll tire eventually. And there won't be any power.Quote:
Originally Posted by whiterosedreams
Just face it, you're zombie meat.
And for the person who said they turn into an inferno, you won't be able to use that everywhere. I'd either learn a hand-to-hand weapon skill, or go out and buy a silver platter to but yourself on.
why cant i turn into a ball of fire every where? where would a Flaming Infreno of Death be a bad thing??
A building.Quote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
On a road.
In a city.
In a field.
In a forest, unless it's after a heavy rain.
Unless you're using fire for defensive options, I wouldn't suggest it. The only way fire can be used to good effect is if your base is fire-proofed, and there's at least 5,000 zombies outside.
Otherwise, don't use fire.
oh dood you have no idea of the collection o' weapons i got LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Rinsam
my old roomie and i used to talk about zombie apocalypse all the time
No I am NOT a zombie meat. And my body guard will not tire. He's one of a kind. End of story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinsam
Not to poke your bubble, but it doesn't matter if you've got the weapons, what matters is they work.Quote:
Originally Posted by drizztix
My Zombie plan--
I once old enough, am planning on getting training in both swordsmanship and bowmenship.
Get a decent katana and possibly a hand-and-half that are real. Get the full cleaning kit and such.
Around me, there is one place that is simply perfect to go anti-zombie. (two, actually, but the other is impossible to get to without killing a few people.) This place is a large, two story condo that has around fifteen rooms and they all connect to each other. Go in there with as many survivors as possible, get them in teams to go out and get whatever they can find that might help us survive as well as the necessary tools to make a rope ladder. While they are away, go into the central garden, ground level, and dig as deep a hole as possible while others are putting the dirt against the doors (this is an enclosed area). The hole serves two purposes. One, to make a well. Two, it serves to make loose dirt which can be used to block the two doors, making the only way out up. (now the ladder comes into effect!) Now we have the beginnings of a well that can be used for drinking water, to help grow plants for food and anything else we can think of. We now have the basics for life: Food, water, air and shelter.
Before you say "But water can be hundreds of miles below and you may never reach it!" They said before my sister moved in that there was a stream they used to water their plants under the garden. Of course, the whole plan leans on that, so they better have water!
aww.. you must be really new around here to not know my affinity w/ japanese weaponry ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinsam
Indeed! Japanese weapons are some of the best forged weapons in the world! Just keep folding them!
I'd use a flamethrower