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"I think we should see other people. Oh, and happy birthday."
Said it.
"I hate you. Let's just be friends."
Had it said to me.
"Where is this relationship going? I'll tell you." *Fart* *Walk away*
Done it.
most effective one ive used:
"i don't think people should have to limit themselves to only one person..."
how was it more effective?Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshsMelon
did she slap you harder?
the worst time was when some random who i let borrow my phone texted her and said she was a slag and that she was dumped....
i promptly was excluded for 3 days...for 'innappropriate' behaviour..
Lmfao. That's horrible!Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Ugh. That's the worst break up line ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshsMelon
K. Here's my stupid one.
Ready? It's pretty stupid.
“ Whenever I see you, you make my brain hurt and my body become alert. Besides, with other girls, you're quite a flirt. Now scamper, before I pour this drink on your brand new shirt! :mad: ”
sounds more like a bad chat up line than a break up line...Quote:
Originally Posted by Female
it was fun ta :)
did that just before going on holiday
cause, it's like "i don't want JUST you" meening you want to still have them and also other people. i'm pretty sure that is up there with the more offensive things you can say to an american girl, which is where i'm from. people here have a very strict feeling towards open relationships, but i think sharing is caring ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Tricky Boy
i beg your pardon?Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshsMelon
American girls must be pretty easy to offend then....
hahah tell me about it!! it get's to be insane at some points. i had a girlfriend break up with me cause i went to a center for gibbons with an old friend of mine that is a pretty decent looking female. mind you, i had been seeing my gf for 3 years and she broke up with me cause i didn't invite her to go with us. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tricky Boy
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Originally Posted by Tricky Boy
LMFAO Some of us totally are.
My favorite: "I don't know where this relationship is going, but I think there's a brick wall at the end."
His face was so confused.
Lolol. <- Apparently, I cannot just laugh in a post and I have to extend it.|Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifries
How about the tried and tested:
"I dont want you!"
Honest and too the point. Hurt feelings are part of life. If it gets too hard, wear a helmet!
I saw this in wildin' out.
guy looks all over the table for something.
the says to the girl:
"D@mn girl, I lost my feelings for you"
"We're done".
I don't use lines.
If I break up with someone, its usually "I'm sorry, but you're not the one for me, and I can't lie to you." Then I don't return calls, I ignore them in public, and in general avoid them for a period of about 3 weeks after which, I act like a normal human being again and will talk to them civily.
Usually during those three weeks I act like House, so that I can really get the point across that I am not in to them.
I would ignore them forever.
"We're through. You can leave now. Door is over there *point to door*"
I can never be friends with an ex.
This is the first time I've agreed with you since you posted all those Asian chick pictures in the Cute Girls topic. When I break up with someone (or more often when they break up with me) they're out of my life forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth X
But to get on topic I've never used a stupid break up line. I've only ever broken up with two of my girl friends, one was the day after we got together and I said something like "This is a mistake, we aren't right for each other" (which as it turns out was right because the next guy she dated she tricked into getting her pregnant to get him to marry her) and the other one was after I found out the girl was cheating on me and was filled with too many expletives to post here.
The best one ever has to be the old classic:
It's not you, it's me
haha!! what BS, you both know it, but it works :p
Exactly. ::thumb up::Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyhort
How bout the most offensive "I'd rather date your sister" ****ING ORANGE
But what if you would rather date her sister?
Not... that I've ever said that... or any... Ok I did but cmon..
out of all my exes i only stayed friends with one,we dated for about a year and its now been 4 years that we've been friends ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth X
That is interesting. I was dating one for 2 years and she will never be my friend. She was too much of a flirt. I hate her with the fury of 1,000,000,000,000 suns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saraaa
my latest, i just said
im sorry you are too needy. i need someone who i can depend on, not just depend on me.
I swear I heard this at a bar the other night.
"My herpes are acting up, so we should probably stop seeing each other."
Lolololololol true love!
LOL! meaning: I'm sorry I'm a guy. I need someone who will suck my **** daily, not just show me they love me and respect me 'cos my boys don't roll that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by MsArianna
You are better off rid hun. He doesn't deserve you anyway and a beautiful chika like you will find a decent guy in no time.
no no i said that to HIM!!!! haha he was really needy, called constantly, we hadnt even been together that long. woke me up in the morning etc, once broke down and cried.... man im glad hes goneQuote:
Originally Posted by Jasmine Princess
thanks for the sisterly support though!!! :)
we werent ment to be togethor your a grl that likes guys and im a lesbian
we have nothing in common
LOL! Are you serious? I can cope with a bit of needyness, we all have it in us somewhere, but WOW that truely is bad!Quote:
Originally Posted by MsArianna
Another one I like is:
I want to swim for a while and check out those fish everyone is always on about (plenty more fish in the sea)
Leave CD player playing REM's "Everybody Hurts" on repeat.
Then just leave with all your stuff.
When they come home to that song and you gone... they'll get the picture.
And that song will remind them of you for the rest of their life.
For sheer bluntness, here's one I tend to favor:
"You're hot and all, but your dumber then the dirt I'm standing on. Let's just call it a miracle we lasted this long. Later."
Works every time, because they preen at the compliment, don't get the insult, and the preening offsets the sadness.
Note: That one only works on good looking yet stupid women. I have reports that it doesn't work on men.
I KNOW it doesn't work on half-intelligent women.
Oh, and here's one for the girl you don't want to go face to face with:
Her: "What's up?"
You: "Nothing. Let's meet for a talk. I'll bring my helmet and cup."
Her: "You want to break up with me??"
You: "Uhh.... how'd ya guess?"
By that point, she should have hung up. Problem solved.
Seriously? Why a cup?Quote:
Originally Posted by StormSurge
Not a drinking cup, a sports cup. Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And even hell will kick you in the balls for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Borune
usually it goes like this..
"So.. we've been seeing eachother for quite some time... and i noticed.. your sister is quite HOT.. you think you could get me her number?"
lol, Drizz. Way to get beaten.
As the saying goes, "The only thing more dangerous than a woman with a car is a woman with a credit card."
Hell hath no fury like a woman corned....