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First we state that girls are the product of time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And as we all know, time is money.
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = Money^2
And because money is the "root of all evil":
Money = (√Evil)
Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)^2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls =Evil
I disagree. How are girls time multiplied by money?
Hahahahaha... oh, I'm sorry, but that is just clever :p
Because they make men make more money and wealth:P
Lol that's funny.
G=2M
so...
Girls = 2√Evil
They're a little bit evil.
Ha, my corny math teacher showed us that last year! So funny!
Ah, I missed that. Money * Money = 2M, not M^2Quote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
No, it still means money squared. since its money times money, not money plus money, its squared. Silly billy.
You've done the math wrong. G=M^2Quote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
Really, how could you do Money x Money and get 2 x Money? It's multiplication, not addition.
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Originally Posted by KOOPS95
*Facepalms* My brain isn't working tonight...Quote:
Originally Posted by ∆nonymous
actuall money times money is money^2....... money + money is 2money
YOU IDIOT! I meant to do addition. Money * Time just doesn't make sense.
Girls = Money + Money
Girls = 2Money
Girls = 2(√Evil)
Girls = 2√Evil
Math makes perfect sense. It's the only part of reality that does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
*Facepalms again* God, I ist confused...Quote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
Why didn't you say that in the first place?
Well, of course it doesn't, Milo, but your sensibility is going to ruin a perfectly good joke.
I understood where Milo was coming from lol.
It needs to be reworded abit to that you can not use the word and
Overall, and always means add, so we need to think of a way to say something more like money by time or something like that lol.
Milo, as time (the constant and independant variable) goes on, they require more and more money. It increases exponenialy. (Just a thought for verification, prolly still doesn't work... But its a joke!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Milonius
Lol omg... that's hilarious and clever. :D
Girls require money and time. There, that works.
there we go. lets say that girls require time and money both increasing exponentially over time,Quote:
Originally Posted by Borune
therefore you would get
G=M^2+M^2
G=2M^2
so in the end, girls are twice as evil. lol
Guys... it's a joke...... no need to kill it with more math.
Remember kids! A math joke is a bad joke!
But it is impossible for girls to be more evil than all evil in the universe.
Well, then you'd start getting things like M^T, because the more time/money you give, the more of the other you must give.Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
If you give time to go out to eat, you must give money for the food. If you give money for clothes, you must give time for saying "You look great." over and over.
It's a vicious cycle, which ends by spending 10,000 moneys and all of the time left in your life.
Yay!Quote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
Not only was the problem solved, but a better truth has been revealed.... Girls are 2 times as evil.... Good job Bakker. :D
You just owned him!Quote:
Originally Posted by Escalante
it doent mean girls are evil... it means that they're the root of all evil
I'd like to point out that I spent more time, money, and patience on my ex than he did on me. So what does that make boys? :p
i agree borune post but also mens are nothing without girls in this world they help u if they are true in every expect of life
you guys are kinda quick to assume things,not every single woman wants money from you,you know..but other then that nice joke :P
what would you girls do with out shopping, bags and shoes?
Not every girl is the way you see on tv,who shops until she puts her boyfriend or dad in debt,I only go shopping once a year honestly,and when i do i dont get that many things,so to answer your question without shopping bags & shoes i could live..Quote:
Originally Posted by Abs K
ah if only all girls were like that
Look at history and tell me who started the most genocides.
no idea, who?
Hitler is one example. All the war mongering murderers were males. Mass murderers and serial killers are mainly male as well. Most of the horrible crimes and immoral acts are done by men. Women just sit there and watch our insanity and megalomania.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abs K
good point.
wow this has gone off topic, what do genicides have to do with girls being evil?
Everybody is evil to an extent. I know I am. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Abs K
truer words were never spoken:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth X
In mathematics, AND implies addition.
P AND Q = P+Q
therefore
girl=time+money
In addition to that,
just because A=B doesn't mean B=A.