The new royal court of Off Topic

Let's kill this thread.

lets not. its amusing.

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Originally Posted by Aspinel

lets not. its amusing.

no this thread dies today........~knifes thread.~

For Pony!!!

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Originally Posted by Ve12y

For Pony!!!

what pony i see no pony..

It's my battle cry. I assume we're eventually going to go to arms against the usurpers (not sure who is who any more). Figured I might as well practice.

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Originally Posted by Ve12y

Okay, there are two drunks in a bar.

Drunk 1: Hey, did you know if you jump off the top of this building, you can fly?
Drunk 2: No way.

Drunk 1 takes his erstwhile friend to the top of the building, and, with a grin, he jumps off. Down he plummets, and right when it looked like he was about to hit, he suddenly swooped up. After doing a few laps around the roof, he landed.

Drunk 2: That was awesome! How'd you do it?
Drunk 1: The wind currents are special here, my friend. Now you try it.

Drunk 2 jumps off, falls down and splatters on the sidewalk. Drunk 1 gives a smile and goes back down to the bar. He looks over to the bartender and orders another drink. After a couple minutes, the bartender looks out the window and gives a grimace. Handing the drink over to Drunk 1, he leans over and whispers, "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

NO this is wrong! the joke goes:

A guy walks into the bar and debates what to order. Another man sitting there leans over and says watch this. Hey walks up to the bar and says "Tony give me my special" He drinks the shot, then walks over and jumps out the window. A few inches above the ground he floats, then walks back upstairs to the bar. The other man says it was luck. So the first guy walks to the bar and says "Tony give me another" He sips the shot and jumps out, and again floats. So the other guy believes him and says "How do I do it." So the first walks up and says "Tony give'm my special." The man drinks the shot, jumps out the window, and dies." Tony leans over to the first man and says "Your a mean drunk Superman."

GET THE JOKE RIGHT OR I WIL HAVE YOU FED TO MY PET RAVENOUS WOLVES!!!!!

*cuts the thread*

TAKE 3:

Just a Small town girl..

Livin' in a lonely world...