The new royal court of Off Topic

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Originally Posted by PU239

aaahh, a lady with a heart as hard as a brick.
your face warms my heart yet your is as cold as ice ^_^
(can we talk like normal people? you know like the ones who thinks T.V. is not sorcery?)

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Well, we coooooould.... but what fun is that?

Yea, verily, let it be known that from this day forth flowery speech is the official language of my court and that all who may wish to coury favor in mine eyes must forthwith endeavor to honey their tongues accordingly. So I have spoken, so mote it be!

a poem for vesuvan

diamond hell burn bright
hide your secrets beneath those fine sides.
Illuminate and shine
don't let your friends know what you really are.
a stone as cold as ice.

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Originally Posted by PU239

aaahh, a lady with a heart as hard as a brick.
your face warms my heart yet you are as cold as ice ^_^
(can we talk like normal people? you know like the ones who thinks T.V. is not sorcery?)

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Wow, impressive!

Mister Sir, my heart has been betrayed... by food. One day, say, in a year and a half, I shall reunite with my best friend in Canada. Where she will cook real food, to heal my heart. Ramen noodles are only substitutes.. and I can't cook. Until then, my heart shall never heal.

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Originally Posted by PU239

a poem for vesuvan

diamond hell burn bright
hide your secrets beneath those fine sides.
Illuminate and shine
don't let your friends know what you really are.
a stone as cold as ice.

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I love it! Henceforth you shall be known not as the crappy runner up jester but as the realms finest and most notably prestigiously official: Royal Poet!

Hip, hip, Huzzah!
Hip, hip, Huzzah!
Hip, hip, Huzzah! :D

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Originally Posted by whiterosedreams

Wow, impressive!

Mister Sir, my heart has been betrayed... by food. One day, say, in a year and a half, I shall reunite with my best friend in Canada. Where she will cook real food, to heal my heart. Ramen noodles are only substitutes.. and I can't cook. Until then, my heart shall never heal.

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I hope I was your friend in Canada. for I shall not wait for you to visit nor will I wait a year and a half to heal your heart.
just take one step with a spoon in your hand and shall walk and run the rest of the distance with real food to heal your surreal heart. ^_^

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Originally Posted by vesuvanprincess

Yes you can, your first duty is to assassinate StormSurge who seems to dislike my kind, wondrous and benevolent rule for some crazy reason...



Yeah, you're right General. Lets be friends :)

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Will do, my Queen.

thanks my princess
I will it as I have been told
and will never be a fool
to go awol. ^_^

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Originally Posted by VampireHunterD

Darn it, multiple post.

Edit: Please forgive me, mods.

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You can delete posts you know mate. Go to edit post, and then select the delete function



BTW, I am the only surviving king from the beginning. lol

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

BTW, I am the only surviving king from the beginning. lol

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Ah a visiting monarch! Come hither my lord and let us break bread at my table. It is such a pleasure to have you grace my most noble court with your presence. I have many important trade negotiations to discuss with you. Did you know that I have at my court the greatest apple turnovers within the whole of the realm? You must sample our Royal Pastry Chef's fair while we speak of the trade routes to the north and east...

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Originally Posted by vesuvanprincess

Yes you can, your first duty is to assassinate StormSurge who seems to dislike my kind, wondrous and benevolent rule for some crazy reason...



Yeah, you're right General. Lets be friends :)

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I love how you give the order to assassinate me, and then say "Let's be friends". It's funny.

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Originally Posted by whiterosedreams

I'm just waiting for Storm guy to make a bad move and then I'll... man handle his neck.

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*Walks over to Rose, and sits down next to her. Slips his arm around her shoulders, and farts. Gets up and walks away.*