what would you do with unlimited money for a year?

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

I would first buy all the Evony game servers and turn it into a massive yet well-disguised forum. Then, I would buy every atomic bomb in the world, and bribe everyone I bought them from so as to keep anyone from realizing I was buying atomic bombs, and sell them to the United States for half the price, thus ending all wars ever with mein country, because, hey, who wants to mess with us in the first place? Meanwhile, I would hire an assassin to brutally murder Hannah Montana. I would then buy the internet and everything on E-bay.

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dont forget the jonas brothers, and all those other disney r- *cough* people

Well, first I would buy a massive lazer. With said lazer, I would carve the Moon into a block of cheese. After this, I would sit down and say goodbye, as there was finally a piece of cheese revolving around our beautiful planet, marking the end of times.

lol I wonder what made people think the moon was made out of cheese lol?

Back in olden days, the people saw the craters on the moon and related them to the airholes in swiss cheese. There ya' go.

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Originally Posted by rikorikojie

lol I wonder what made people think the moon was made out of cheese lol?

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it is made out of cheez. DUH!!

I would buy everything in the world.

I know that money can't buy happiness.

I'd send as much as I could to outside banks. Then I'd buy a comfortable house and a decent truck. And maybe a separate car. And maybe a motorcycle.

After that, live easy.

While I like these ideas I'll do you all a better one;

I'd start by purchasing all the stock of Microsoft, Dell, Haliburton, Raytheon, Nvidia and every other big name computer company and weapons producer/developer then merge them all into one corporation that I own. Process time, perhaps all year (mergers are lengthy)

While that is going on, I'd bribe the top three tiers of every G-20 nation (and the whole United Nations) into doing what I wanted.

When company merger is complete, I'd have the governments I bribed sign control over to me. This would all effectively make me the controller of the computer and weapons industries as well as give me direct control over the most powerful nations on earth.

Final step; proclaim the formation of my empire then the rest of the world would fall. I'd nuke Asia out of existence because I probably hate that part of the world the most, it contributes nothing anyway.

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Originally Posted by Nerevar2

While I like these ideas I'll do you all a better one;

I'd start by purchasing all the stock of Microsoft, Dell, Haliburton, Raytheon, Nvidia and every other big name computer company and weapons producer/developer then merge them all into one corporation that I own. Process time, perhaps all year (mergers are lengthy)

While that is going on, I'd bribe the top three tiers of every G-20 nation (and the whole United Nations) into doing what I wanted.

When company merger is complete, I'd have the governments I bribed sign control over to me. This would all effectively make me the controller of the computer and weapons industries as well as give me direct control over the most powerful nations on earth.

Final step; proclaim the formation of my empire then the rest of the world would fall. I'd nuke Asia out of existence because I probably hate that part of the world the most, it contributes nothing anyway.

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Lol.
You would get assisinated.
Also, as far as I know, China produces most of the European and American cheap sh!t.
Oh, and lots of cars.
So they DO contribute, though most of is it crap.
But they do run funny!
So humor is added.
How could you live with killing Asians?
Without Asians to laugh at there is only midgets left!
And that is only funny once...