Let me get this straight; someone would try to kill me? Scary. The point of having enough money to do everything I listed is having the security to enforce my rule. No one would be able to bribe my guards because I have the most money. Everyone has a price.
Let me get this also straight; the worst thing that would happen from Asia's destruction is that the corporations would have to move their factories to places where jobs are needed, production quality would be better, and pay would be better? How terrible.
And midgets are always funny. You can never run out of hilarious midget jokes.
PS; there is more stuff to laugh at then midgets, dumbass.

