SPAM - mystery meat

Welcome to the SPAM - mystery meat thread, it's Actually a game!
Wow, I could of done better on that intro...

Well, here is be the rules set out by me!
~the object of the game is to come up with what SPAM stands
for
~try to make it more humourous than the last
~remember: in this case SPAM=meat.
~if your SPAM meaning includes spam(electonic version) then spam should be spelt in lowercase!

Please this is no place for spam, either contribute or leave!
THINKB4UPOST

now, here is one to kick it off
SPAM = Something Posing As Meat

Stupid
Problem making
An issue
Mod's clean it up

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Originally Posted by King Dylan

Stupid
Problem making
An issue
Mod's clean it up

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No no no! As awesome as yours is, this is about the mystery meat, wait, how do I know yours isn't?

Someone Probably Ate More

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

No no no! As awesome as yours is, this is about the mystery meat, wait, how do I know yours isn't?

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Mine is about mystery meat...;)

Special Product of Austin Minnesota
(btw this is where SPAM is made, the lunch meat that is)

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Originally Posted by King Dylan

Mine is about mystery meat...;)

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Ok, just didn't seem like it at first...
My, it is hard to format forum text on a phone!

S send
P pm's to
A arrogant
M mods
( do u still need any more explanation Sal)

Something Pritty Awfull Man

i HEART Spam :)