SPAM - mystery meat

Welcome to the SPAM - mystery meat thread, it's Actually a game!
Wow, I could of done better on that intro...

Well, here is be the rules set out by me!
~the object of the game is to come up with what SPAM stands
for
~try to make it more humourous than the last
~remember: in this case SPAM=meat.
~if your SPAM meaning includes spam(electonic version) then spam should be spelt in lowercase!

Please this is no place for spam, either contribute or leave!
THINKB4UPOST

now, here is one to kick it off
SPAM = Something Posing As Meat

Stupid
Problem making
An issue
Mod's clean it up

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Originally Posted by King Dylan

Stupid
Problem making
An issue
Mod's clean it up

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No no no! As awesome as yours is, this is about the mystery meat, wait, how do I know yours isn't?

Someone Probably Ate More

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

No no no! As awesome as yours is, this is about the mystery meat, wait, how do I know yours isn't?

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Mine is about mystery meat...;)

Special Product of Austin Minnesota
(btw this is where SPAM is made, the lunch meat that is)

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Originally Posted by King Dylan

Mine is about mystery meat...;)

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Ok, just didn't seem like it at first...
My, it is hard to format forum text on a phone!

S send
P pm's to
A arrogant
M mods
( do u still need any more explanation Sal)

Something Pritty Awfull Man

i HEART Spam :)

Salty, Pink Amorphous Meat? :rolleyes:

Super
Processed
Anonymous
Meat product.

For email spam:

Stupid
Pathetic
Advertising
Material

And this comes from the same guy that wanted to shut down the OT for a day because of endless nonsensical threads?

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Originally Posted by EduLeics I

And this comes from the same guy that wanted to shut down the OT for a day because of endless nonsensical threads?

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ooooh i feel a fight coming on...
*gets the popcorn*

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Originally Posted by EduLeics I

And this comes from the same guy that wanted to shut down the OT for a day because of endless nonsensical threads?

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It's just a game.

I...

suppose

people

absolutely

must...

Someone
Please
Answer
Me

Something I Posted to Add to My count.

Some Posts Are Meaningless.

(Forum spam)

Sexual Pleasures Acquired by Me

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Originally Posted by drizztix

Sexual Pleasures Acquired by Me

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Self
Pleasuring =
Abusing
Myself

;)

Supposed Plaquened Artery Malfunction

I like Spam the mystery meat. It's so good. Yum yum dum dum.

super
porn
addicted
man

lol jk

Wow guys, way to read the instructions
I believe I might have said to only do the mystery meat only...
Then again, I may not have made it clear enough...

Spammers Prepacked Artery Mush

So
Poor, I can't
Afford
Meat :(

somebody
pour
a drink for
me

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Originally Posted by drizztix

Sexual Pleasures Acquired by Me

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he always has his head in his pants......

So many
People
Ate
Mush

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Originally Posted by MsArianna

he always has his head in his pants......

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lol i thought you were gonna say something else

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Originally Posted by Zen Master

lol i thought you were gonna say something else

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ooooh like i was gonna say... mod edit

I LIKE SPAM
this is me http://images-partners.google.com/im...eoLW28Q7gRypM:

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Originally Posted by funny246

I LIKE SPAM
this is me http://images-partners.google.com/im...eoLW28Q7gRypM:

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Stupid
Posters
Act like
Monsters

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Originally Posted by MsArianna

ooooh like i was gonna say... mod edit

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no like ......MOD EDIT

This post has been removed by Chuck Norris.

I have never seen a thread go down hill this fast.
Wait, yes I have.

Snouts
Paws
Anuses (anii?)
Mashed