3 word story

WITH FLuffy DIsmemberMent

Spamming the night!

Midnight on Sunday, we got naughty.... ...Arianna and me... what we did... wa really bad and Wildor started... making out frantically... and the drool... became too much of a total kissy drool fest... with a hairy beard and moustache... that sometimes grows when he is... scratching his stinky ANUS with a. subject was changed yeah now back to normal stuff so how about taking a drink of nice cold sweet and sour watermelon and some big juicy rockmelons with a lot of pina coladas. when a person really wants a millions of milkshake flavoured like a really good sort of juicy melons and some other tropical fruit shake with melons in the bottom of a bigger melonballs. cold as an Eskimo's nipples something else like red golden dreams and broken wishes and lots of cookies and cream which was very tasty and soft much like the nestle ice cream that someone had On their dog. anyway he saw that there was A giant marshmallow and then decided to go and.... play in the middle of the. “where's my money?” Said the pimp and then he ate... my mom... and spat her... into a ditch... ...where she found... ...a dead chicken... on your bed which was just 3 inches long and then ate, tasted like mint a chocolate bar but then killed a small worm then he threw another dog out of the house into the gutter then Lord Drazysr got out of the French compound but ronald mcdonald ate his domos and quarter pounders with a touch of chocolate sprinkles and pork grinds =) with tomato sauce and mustard sauce in a bowl... of oxtail soup with strong acid in a tophat with lots of salt water taffy and decaying elephants thrown into a pit of decomposition with stinky smells that are worse then the farts of server N1 The worst part is that the dog mounted an owl and then flew off to get some different kind of thingy which likes cows That like pie.... filled with butter and a handgrenade Put inside a cake WITH FLuffy DIsmemberMent Spamming the night! The Explosion takes

off his head

and he became
(well.. Is the story in present tense or past tense?)

with a terrible

thud on the

wall that is

made of solid

poop and pee

After that, he