United Holy Church of Rahu

I am your cheese. Bow down before me.

Cheese Fanciers
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Application:
Is Rahu a wheel of cheese? (Yes/No):

Is Rahu a cheese? (Yes/No): most definitely

Is Rahu a god? (Yes/No) : No

Lo seinto.

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

Is Rahu a god? (Yes/No): No

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Originally Posted by joemanf

Is Rahu a god? (Yes/No) : No

Lo seinto.

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*presses "Purgatory" button*

I'd say something like "Be seeing you", but that disembodied soul thing is pretty permanent.

Haha...Rahu thinks that he's a mythical being....

Er...I mean...I have no religious opinion on the forums.

Do not spam tags Rahu. If you do so the law will come get you.


And I AM THE LAW

*Fights with the great warrior Arumen to fend off the Evil* FOOL! You cannot destroy the two most powerful people on this fourm, espically together!

Right Aru?

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

Haha...Rahu thinks that he's a mythical being....

Er...I mean...I have no religious opinion on the forums.

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MYSTICAL being. Get it right.

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

Do not spam tags Rahu. If you do so the law will come get you.


And I AM THE LAW

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I AM GOD.

'Nuff said.

Damn right! Arumen is my Lord!


Call us to battle,M'Lord!


My sword is yours to command.

*Still fights* Umm... Aru?

Wildor, help!!

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Damn right! Arumen is my Lord!


Call us to battle,M'Lord!


My sword is yours to command.

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No, no, no. You're getting all confused. I am your Lord. Your sword is MINE to command, as are your worldly possessions.

Fine, you can be a god. Just as long as I get to sic my army of epic antiheros on you.

http://www.gamercenteronline.net/wor...rmorkratos.jpg

"Wait, he said there would be an army! There's only one guy!"

*throat is slit*

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle...."

Exactly.

I'm going to put yes just for the heck of it....

Is Rahu a god: Yes.

MOST POWERFUL 2!!?!?!?!!!??!???!?!??!? I AM THE MOST POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAa!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!1

http://home.planet.nl/~gkorthof/images/GOD.jpg

*attacks with lightning*

http://www.venganza.org/images/sprea...rt_fsm_med.gif

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Originally Posted by Rahu

I AM GOD.

'Nuff said.

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I believe you meant to say "I Am" (If you wanted to use a real biblical reference)

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Damn right! Arumen is my Lord!


Call us to battle,M'Lord!


My sword is yours to command.

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We ride at dawn upon the enemies gates. We shall break them down, with Devis and Alboin at our sides, and storm through to the keep. Once there I will slay the vile lord while you rescue the fair maiden(s)

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Originally Posted by Rahu

http://home.planet.nl/~gkorthof/images/GOD.jpg

*attacks with lightning*

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*Blocks with mana shield*

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...68/Archer4.jpg

Being the head of the Wizard Mercenaries has it's promises :D

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

I believe you meant to say "I Am" (If you wanted to use a real biblical reference)




We ride at dawn upon the enemies gates. We shall break them down, with Devis and Alboin at our sides, and storm through to the keep. Once there I will slay the vile lord while you rescue the fair maiden(s)

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I can't believe you forgot me... :(

I'm the one doing all the work here, protecting you from crazy with mana sheilds! :mad:

http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/obey1.jpg

Wait Arumen...


What's Storm doing in the keep?

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

I believe you meant to say "I Am" (If you wanted to use a real biblical reference)




We ride at dawn upon the enemies gates. We shall break them down, with Devis and Alboin at our sides, and storm through to the keep. Once there I will slay the vile lord while you rescue the fair maiden(s)

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Hah! My keep is on top of a mountain! A NINE THOUSAND FOOT TALL, GENTLY SLOPING MOUNTAIN!

Oh, wait...

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Originally Posted by joemanf

I can't believe you forgot me... :(

I'm the one doing all the work here, protecting you from crazy with mana sheilds! :mad:

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Obviously you cant storm the keep too if your outside raining hell. Meanwhile Stormsurge is on the way with an army of golden era OTers

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Wait Arumen...


What's Storm doing in the keep?

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He is one of the fair maidens. <.< Jk

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

Obviously you cant storm the keep too if your outside raining hell. Meanwhile Stormsurge is on the way with an army of golden era OTers

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"Oh... ok! hahaha..."

"Holy crap!"

*Deflects another lightening bolt*

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Originally Posted by pialpha

I'm going to put yes just for the heck of it....

Is Rahu a god: Yes.

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Good for you! Do you want a laser-firing colossal battle-mech or a time traveling demon rocket motorcycle as your signing bonus?

http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/alix.jpg

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Originally Posted by Rahu

http://home.planet.nl/~gkorthof/images/GOD.jpg

*attacks with lightning*

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Except that I already slit your throat with the Blades of Athena. Sorry 'bout it.

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/alix.jpg

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lol, that one made me laugh...

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Originally Posted by Rahu

Good for you! Do you want a laser-firing colossal battle-mech or a time traveling demon rocket motorcycle as your signing bonus?

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Umm the second one?

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

Except that I already slit your throat with the Blades of Athena. Sorry 'bout it.

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Hey! I deflected that lightening a long time ago!

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Originally Posted by pialpha

Umm the second one?

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Here you go!

http://comicbookmovie.com/images/new...er/1-large.jpg

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

He is one of the fair maidens. <.< Jk

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*Turns his trusty stead's head about and gallops off...*

*Claims the bike*

Oh by the way I'm leaving the cult.

*Rides off*

http://www.venganza.org/images/sprea...rian85x115.jpg

Lmao!!!!

pastafarians?????

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

STOP IT!!!!!
RELIGION IS NOT ALLOWED ON THESE FORUMS!!!!!
]The United Holy Church of Rahu would be a religious belief...
By making this thread you will be upsetting Christians, muslims, Pastafarians, Scientologists, Members of the Church of Body Modification, and much more!! Additionally this is also violating the Rules of OT. I ask that everyone refrains from continued posting in this thread until a moderator is able to take care of it, Thank you.

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*ahem*

Kill joy.

:(:(:(:mad:

*Keeps deflecting crap*

"Hurry up!"

"Damn, we just lost Wildor! Arumen, keep moving!"

*Starts to say random things he reflects*

"Spoon... pot... Xbox... Torah... Billy Bob Thortan..."

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

lalalalalalala
STOP IT!!!!!
RELIGION IS NOT ALLOWED ON THESE FORUMS!!!!!
The United Holy Church of Rahu would be a religious belief...
By making this thread you will be upsetting Christians, muslims, Pastafarians, Scientologists, Members of the Church of Body Modification, and much more!! Additionally this is also violating the Rules of OT. I ask that everyone refrains from continued posting in this thread until a moderator is able to take care of it, Thank you.

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Um... has anybody here been upset by this? I think that it's quite clear that it is a satirical thread, and if it's quite necessary to sooth your fragile temperament, I'll rename it something like the United Not-Related-To-Religion-In-Any-Way Group of People (of Rahu).

sorry, I just dont want anybody to get in trouble...
anyways, I already need a lung transplant from the last bar fight, I wasnt even IN the bar when that happened!