Riddles

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ME WANT RIDDLES!!! Please? Pleeeeeeeease?

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

The man who makes it doesn't use it.
The man who buys it doesn't want it.
The man who uses it doesn't know it.

What is it?

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Grave, bodybag, coffin, morgue drawer, etc...
Pretty much any residence of the dead qualifies as an answer for this one :)

true dint see that 1

Lateral thinkin' was always somethin' we did when I was wee; good fun, methinks.
Slightly different from riddles, but close enough, I'd say?

Jus' to contribute, here's a couple of old ones, off the top of my head:

A man lives at the top of a block of flats, on the twelfth floor. When he leaves to go outside, he takes the elevator down. When he returns, he goes back to the elevator. If it was rainin' that day, or someone is with him then he'll take the elevator back up. Otherwise, he only goes up to the eighth floor and walks up the last four flights.
Why?

In a large, empty field a man is lyin' in the middle, dead.
There is an unopened package. No one wanted him dead; indeed, he was with friends minutes ago.
How did he die?

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Originally Posted by Darkbrady

A man lives at the top of a block of flats, on the twelfth floor. When he leaves to go outside, he takes the elevator down. When he returns, he goes back to the elevator. If it was rainin' that day, or someone is with him then he'll take the elevator back up. Otherwise, he only goes up to the eighth floor and walks up the last four flights.
Why?

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He's too short to reach the twelfth floor button. But if its raining then he has an umbrella to hit it with, and if he's with someone he has them push it.

I don't know the other one.

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Originally Posted by Darkbrady

Lateral thinkin' was always somethin' we did when I was wee; good fun, methinks.
Slightly different from riddles, but close enough, I'd say?

Jus' to contribute, here's a couple of old ones, off the top of my head:

A man lives at the top of a block of flats, on the twelfth floor. When he leaves to go outside, he takes the elevator down. When he returns, he goes back to the elevator. If it was rainin' that day, or someone is with him then he'll take the elevator back up. Otherwise, he only goes up to the eighth floor and walks up the last four flights.
Why?

In a large, empty field a man is lyin' in the middle, dead.
There is an unopened package. No one wanted him dead; indeed, he was with friends minutes ago.
How did he die?

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The package was a parachute that was never opened. He jumped out of a plane with his friends, but was unable to deploy the parachute in time.

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Originally Posted by Darkbrady

In a large, empty field a man is lyin' in the middle, dead.
There is an unopened package. No one wanted him dead; indeed, he was with friends minutes ago.
How did he die?

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Another answer for this could be someone accidentally shot him and ran away.:D

okay, their is a farmer walking with his wolf, sheep and a cabbage
and some point he reaches a river that he wants to cros,
so after a quick search he finds this boat,
the problem is the boat is to small to bring them all three in 1 time acros

so it has to be done 1 by 1
but if he leaves the wolf with the sheep, the wolf is gonna eat the sheep
and leaving the sheep with the cabbage the sheep is gonna eat the cobbage

so how does the farmer gets to the other side without losing any of his stuff

okay 1 more, just for the fun
their are 4 people trying to get over a hill at night,
their is only 1 flashlight tho and the mountain is to small to let them all over at once,
they can get only 2 people over at a time and you cant get over it without an flashlight

the first takes 1 minut to get over it
the second takes 2 minuts to get over it
the third takes 5 minuts to get over it
the fourth takes 10 minuts to get over it

whats the fastest way to get all over that hill
(tossing the light over is no option, it might break)