Ninjas vs Pirates

Printable View

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

11-09-2009, 11:53 PM
Kingale

Im voting Pirates. Because they can have any woman they want and still have one waiting at home.
11-10-2009, 12:16 AM
raynetwilight

^ lol. not if I was that woman.
11-10-2009, 12:28 AM
raynetwilight

^ Good point. Personally I don't idiolize either one. I just like the idea of adventure, as do most, since no one get to have real adventure. Though, of course, they'd think differently if they did, since they ususally involve death or near-death experiences.
11-10-2009, 01:05 AM
raynetwilight

^ I meant the sugar coated adventure hun. :p
11-10-2009, 01:33 AM
armbarchris

To Nerevar2:

1) Why are you taing this so seriously?
2) Disney made Pirates of the Carribean because people love pirates, not the other way around (btw, the 2nd and 3rd absolutly suck, since I know it will come up sooner or later)
3) Talking 100% seriously about REAL ninjas, not the larger-than-life ones I idolize: They did exist in feudal Japan at one point. Each city-state and/or dynamo had a small, secret force of ninjas who served as assassins, spies, theives, bodygaurds, etc.

To everyone else:
NINJAS RULE PIRATES SUCK
11-10-2009, 02:17 AM
raynetwilight

^ gotta add that last bit, eh? :p
11-10-2009, 02:30 AM
armbarchris

Absolutley.
11-10-2009, 02:32 AM
raynetwilight

Very nice. PIRATES FTW!!!!!!!!
11-10-2009, 07:40 AM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by raynetwilight

Woot! A title. When Rodri comes back, I might have him add it to my Sig pic.

Rayne:
the Pirinjirate of Off-Topic Discussion.

I love it.

I could do that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOOPS95

Ninjas.

They sneak into the pirate ships and kill 'em in their sleep.

Powned.

Agreed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerevar2

I choose neither ninjas or pirates, because both are creatures of pure fiction and it's senseless to idolize either of them. But I had to choose which one is the WORST, I would go with the pirate. A pirate is a drunken, looting, raping, diseased spit that calls itself a person and I'm quite glad the world managed to kill them off. Pirates Of The Caribbean portrays pirates as heroes and that's where the obsession with them began, but real pirates were the exact opposite of the Disneyfied version. Leave to Disney to take one of the foulest kinds of people to ever exist and sugar-coat then glorify them while turning the British Navy, one of the best in the world, into an enemy. Seriously, where does Disney get off on making people worship a lawless piece of crap while hate the people that kept others safe and upheld the law in those days.

And the ninja is just non-existent and pure silliness.

Ninjas were real man. In feudal japan, they were mostly farmers who trained themselves to eliminate Samurai and the lords of the lands in which they lived. They were either freedom fighters or terrorists, take your pick of labels.

Quote:

Originally Posted by armbarchris

To Nerevar2:

1) Why are you taing this so seriously?
2) Disney made Pirates of the Carribean because people love pirates, not the other way around (btw, the 2nd and 3rd absolutly suck, since I know it will come up sooner or later)
3) Talking 100% seriously about REAL ninjas, not the larger-than-life ones I idolize: They did exist in feudal Japan at one point. Each city-state and/or dynamo had a small, secret force of ninjas who served as assassins, spies, theives, bodygaurds, etc.

To everyone else:
NINJAS RULE PIRATES SUCK

1) Nerevar takes EVERYTHING seriously.
2) Disney mutilated abo****ely everything to do with pirates, especially when they cast Johnny Depp.
3) Read what I said to Nerevar.
11-10-2009, 11:21 AM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerevar2

Can someone honestly say they loved pirates BEFORE those god-awful movies? When you were a child did you say "Wow, I want to grow up to be a raping, murdering, pillaging, disease-infested retard like a pirate!"? And then you have the ninja, a person that runs around killing things just because someone told them to do it. There is at least one thing that the pirate and ninja have in common; they were both equally brainless.

I liked pirates when I was a young lad, long before pirates of the carribean. But I was uneducated back then.
As for ninjas, they weren't contract killers, they were freedom fighters/terrorists.
11-10-2009, 03:53 PM
King Dylan

But if pirates would loose then why do we STILL have pirates? Why don't we still have ninjas? because Ninjas failed.
11-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Fluffy one

EXACTLY

Pirates are still there shooting people with ak47's to feed their children, but old pirates were dirty alcoholics... That's what makes em cool :cool:
11-10-2009, 04:00 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Dylan

But if pirates would loose then why do we STILL have pirates? Why don't we still have ninjas? because Ninjas failed.

Ninjas were fighting the feudalistic government of feudal Japan. Which has been out of use for a very long time. Once the feudalism was no more, the Ninjas no longer served a purpose.
11-10-2009, 04:02 PM
Lord Ken Deathmarr

There still pirates, just not like ones back then. Pirates now are like....not going there. Will be to much flame(maybe).
11-10-2009, 04:04 PM
King Dylan

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

Ninjas were fighting the feudalistic government of feudal Japan. Which has been out of use for a very long time. Once the feudalism was no more, the Ninjas no longer served a purpose.

I know when the were used! Im just saying...if they wer awseome they would still be here.
11-10-2009, 04:20 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Dylan

I know when the were used! Im just saying...if they wer awseome they would still be here.

Its not when they were used, its what they were used for. It was their cause. They wanted to be free of Japan's feudal system. Once they were, what the hell were they going to do? They went back to being farmers. The ways of the ninja died off for the most part, but they still exist in the world today.
11-10-2009, 04:22 PM
King Dylan

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

Its not when they were used, its what they were used for. It was their cause. They wanted to be free of Japan's feudal system. Once they were, what the hell were they going to do? They went back to being farmers. The ways of the ninja died off for the most part, but they still exist in the world today.

I know what they are, what they were used for and when they lived! im just sayng they don't hang around anymore and pirates do...
11-10-2009, 04:25 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Dylan

I know what they are, what they were used for and when they lived! im just sayng they don't hang around anymore and pirates do...

Clearly you don't get the point though. Piracy makes a profit. Being a freedom fighting assassin does not. As a career, it kinda blows.
11-10-2009, 04:45 PM
King Dylan

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

Clearly you don't get the point though. Piracy makes a profit. Being a freedom fighting assassin does not. As a career, it kinda blows.

I guess that makes sense.
11-10-2009, 07:17 PM
armbarchris

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE BEING SO SERIOUS??? THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAD.

The whole ninja vs pirates thing isn't supposed to be serious. Its just like the pie vs cake thing: its only fun if you let it be. If you want to have a serious arguement about for-real pirates or ninjas, then do it somewhere else. STOP RUINING IT
11-10-2009, 07:21 PM
Rota

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

Clearly you don't get the point though. Piracy makes a profit. Being a freedom fighting assassin does not. As a career, it kinda blows.

Inigo: "You know, It's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life."

Westley: "Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts."
11-10-2009, 07:29 PM
Ashley39

Im bored... and I wanna be a ninja
11-10-2009, 07:57 PM
Enchalada

I say Pirates because they have gold and cannons and ships and live free.
On the other hand Ninjas have swords and jump real high and are fast and smart cause there asian.
11-10-2009, 08:00 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchalada

Pirates have gold and cannons and ships and live free
Ninjas have swords and jump real high and fast and smart cause there asian.

Need I remind you of the Great White Ninja, who is white, and not Asian?

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...Ninja-ps02.jpg
11-10-2009, 08:02 PM
Enchalada

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormSurge

Need I remind you of the Great White Ninja, who is white, and not Asian?

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...Ninja-ps02.jpg

LOL
Thats funnie but a Pirate would beat him any day.
11-10-2009, 08:04 PM
Ashley39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchalada

LOL
Thats funnie but a Pirate would beat him any day.

uhmm no - no one beats chris farley
11-10-2009, 08:06 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchalada

LOL
Thats funnie but a Pirate would beat him any day.

What part of "Great White Ninja" don't you get? He beat the Yakuza in beverely hills!
11-10-2009, 08:33 PM
five strings

i studied ninjitsu {and jujitsu} ninjas rule
11-11-2009, 01:18 AM
VictusDeus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley39

uhmm no - no one beats chris farley

yep no "one" beats chris farley but booze and drugs sure did.
11-11-2009, 01:39 AM
Ashley39

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictusDeus

yep no "one" beats chris farley but booze and drugs sure did.

Are you crabby tonight?
11-11-2009, 01:41 AM
five strings

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictusDeus

yep no "one" beats chris farley but booze and drugs sure did.

thats just mean
11-11-2009, 11:30 AM
VictusDeus

hmm yeah been sick all week but no I just found it funny.
11-11-2009, 11:39 AM
Milonius

Quote:

Originally Posted by VictusDeus

yep no "one" beats chris farley but booze and drugs sure did.

How dare you.
11-11-2009, 10:43 PM
Alexaris100

Maybe pirate.Maybe ninja.
11-12-2009, 01:41 AM
raynetwilight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexaris100

Maybe pirate.Maybe ninja.

That sounds VERY reassuring.
11-12-2009, 01:46 AM
five strings

everything i vote 4 wins!!!!!!!!!
11-12-2009, 04:02 AM
raynetwilight

Quote:

Originally Posted by five strings

everything i vote 4 wins!!!!!!!!!

Everything but THIS one for me. Though, I didn't expect Pirates to win.
11-12-2009, 11:22 AM
Enchalada

Come on pirates were only 10 votes down..!
11-12-2009, 11:23 AM
Lord Ken Deathmarr

Come on Ninjas. Don't give up now, destroy the pirate's morale!!!
11-12-2009, 03:02 PM
Enchalada

Pirates are a sea fearing folks, often to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.
We own the 7 seas.

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page