Originally Posted by
joemanf
First things first - I am not leaving. This is for when I get assassinated (Which will eventully happen). Another thing:
These things do not take effect until I die.
Now here it goes:
I, Joemanf, write this will for the sake of OTD, to remember a true member of Off Topic. I am giving all my forumly possesions to those I trust. I'd also like to thank the people of Off Topic, for standing by me in my time of need. You have all been forgiving and kind to me and my friends.
To Trogdor1316, I give the Wizard Mercenaries, under these conditions - Pialpha is 2nd in command, and Woody is 3rd. May you lead them well.
To Pialpha, I give the most famous spell these forums have ever known - the Shawawawa. Use it wisely. Also, don't use it with a wand/staff. The thing will break.
To Woody512, I leave my robes and staff. Use them for good.
To Pieman, I leave all my cake. Don't ask why. I personally find it a little funny... <.< >.>
For Zor: For the record, me and Zor killed Pie's army in a skype chat.
Again, I thank all of you. Do not sorrow over a loss, but rejoice in the memories.
- Joemanf
