Rules of the interwebz

Rule 1. Anyone who calls them-self mighty or powerful is weak and timid IRL.
Rule 2. Anyone who says they are hot or smexy usually has villagers with torches and pitchforks chasing them IRL.
Rule 3. Wikipedia is for messing with peoples minds.
Rule 4. Facebook is a place for stalkers and stalkees to meet up.
Rule 5. Any insult is acceptable, as long as it gets some lols.
Rule 6. Internet friends are only slightly more real than the imaginary friends of your childhood.
Rule 7. All internet girlfriends are p***philes.
Rule 8. The boy with really bad spelling you are chatting to, is probably whoa there! Easy on those words....my eyes are burning! while trying to type. [Edit] would you prefer: using his good hand to amuse himself? [/Edit]

[Edit] Americans are so funny about sexual issues. They are sooooo puritan but are still the major producers and consumers of p****graphy. Yet you use the proper word for something that is pretty much a natural act and they get offended? (even after I self-censored with ****) [/Edit]

Rule 9. You will never win an argument online, it just won't happen.
Rule 10. There are no rules, burn down the house!

1. never set anything on fire
2. when you inevitably set everything on fire, carry water or a fire extinguisher
3. don't forget to USE said water or fire extinguisher
4. when rules 1-3 fail, deny everything.
5. To be safe, deny everything anyway

1) All trolls should only venture out from under their respective bridges between 6 and 10pm EST so that they can quickly be jumped upon by at least 4 rainbow-colored names.
2) We highly recommend you start your own free forum, become the sole registered member, and spam the living daylights out of that one to get it out of your system.
3) All men can be distracted by sweet baked goods (cookies, brownies, pies, cakes), while women require something shiny and/or sparkly to distract them. We can multi-task, ya know, which means we girls can eat your offered cookies while still verbally shredding you to bits.

Exceptions to the above rules.

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Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

1) All trolls should only venture out from under their respective bridges between 6 and 10pm EST so that they can quickly be jumped upon by at least 4 rainbow-colored names.

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Unless you are Nesterus.

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Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

3) All men can be distracted by sweet baked goods (cookies, brownies, pies, cakes), while women require something shiny and/or sparkly to distract them. We can multi-task, ya know, which means we girls can eat your offered cookies while still verbally shredding you to bits.

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Please note shiny objects will also attract Drizztix.

Nesterus was a very special exception. :) I can't wait for him to get his life settled and hop back online!

Rule 1: Elsworth will always seek drama by any means necessary.
Rule 2: A picture attached to statements adds hilarity to the statement. Especially when I'm mocking you with aforementioned pictures and statements.
Rule 3: FB will edit all posts.
Rule 5: There shall never again come a troll like Nesterus.
Rule 6: FEAR THE WILLY!
Rule 7: Arumen is not the Law. He is only the will that enforces it.
Rule 7: Zenraxing of your threads is a must.
Rule 1337: Chuck Norris jokes WILL get you killed.

That is all.

#1. FoxyBunny and Alusair own this joint.
#2. AbstractAngel and rainegirl are our officers.
#3. Other females get upper class privileges.
#4. The men are our minions. Vacations, pay, health coverage, and et cetera are earned by how entertaining we find them. Displeasure results in more grueling tasks.
#5. The deadline for all complaints concerning this was yesterday.
#6. Reserved for any rule/s to be established at a later date.

Ooooo I get minions! I LOVE minions!

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Originally Posted by Alusair

#1. FoxyBunny and Alusair own this joint.
#2. AbstractAngel and rainegirl are our officers.
#3. Other females get upper class privileges.
#4. The men are our minions. Vacations, pay, health coverage, and et cetera are earned by how entertaining we find them. Displeasure results in more grueling tasks.
#5. The deadline for all complaints concerning this was yesterday.
#6. Reserved for any rule/s to be established at a later date.

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But if all girls on the internet are actually men......

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Originally Posted by pialpha

But if all girls on the internet are actually men......

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Not ALL girls are men