# 51. You take Ken's advice.
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# 51. You take Ken's advice.
(Woody, your post was 51)
52. zombie butterflies come for your brain!
just looking at water
Trying to eat a tub full of beans.
That's actually on the manliest ways to die.
55. You decide one day you're going to spam OTD. Think the Mods will save you by banning you? No! The flamers get to you first. You are burned alive.
# 56.
You work for the Highways Department and it's your job to put up warning signs. One day you are told to go out and put up this Falling Rock sign. You have just finished when...
http://oldstersview.files.wordpress....lling-rock.jpg
...well, you get the picture.
# 57. Having the whole Mod crowd coming straight at you for: 1- Not being able to stop making posts with political content, and 2- Having an avatar that actually contains an insult!
# 58.
You live to be 80 years old and your family has a big party to celebrate.
It's a shame some smart a** thought it would be hilarious to put 80 candles on your cake.
http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/q...0Stuff/bd2.jpg
The ensuing fire destroys the nursing home and everyone in it, including you.
59. Death by watching Dr.Phil (you're Fat!)
60. You much watch Twilight and New Moon 3 times in a row, wearing a sparkly vampire costume. Then you must sing the whole sound track to all 3 High School Musicals.
Then, you must get your dignity back. Or die.