61) You find out that Ken is a respected 25 year old man who teaches English. You Die of shock as you try to contemplate his posts on this forum compared to his real life position
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61) You find out that Ken is a respected 25 year old man who teaches English. You Die of shock as you try to contemplate his posts on this forum compared to his real life position
62.) Falling off a bridge into a bunch of sharks. but dying from the fall. rofl
63. You find yourself at the wrong end of one of Empy's fiance's many pieces of weaponry.
64. While swimming in the sea (where-ever) you get scooped up by an airplane that is used to fight forest fires and are dropped with the water on the burning forest....
65. death by evony... you realize a FREE package is $30
66) Your playing on Evony and suddenly the modem grows legs and attacks you. The monitor decides it wants to have a go also so it jumps off the desk, knocks you flying to the floor and keeps sending wave after wave of electric shocks. If you don't think that's enough, the motherboard breaks free and makes a horrid mess of your neck.
WARNING: Be careful when playing Evony*
*If you have a mac your safe.. for now.
67.) You eat KFC chicken and all of the chicken unite and fry you, then you eat you.
Drowning in 1/4 cups of coffee that spilled on the floor into a neat puddle.
69) Death by impaling yourself on someone's quick wit. :)
70) you win the entire game of evony {somehow} and see a mail that says you will die in 20 seconds but ur computer is off by 18 seconds