71) Crushed by one of FallBreezes' infamous hugs :)
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71) Crushed by one of FallBreezes' infamous hugs :)
# 72.
You decide to start a career in armed robbery and the first place you decide to rob is Ray's Gun & Knife Emporium.
73) You get curious to see what space smells like, so you step out an airlock without a helmet or oxygen tank.
# 74.
You climb a tree in a forest to protest logging and the destruction of wildlife habitat. You are attacked by an eagle and you slip and fall to your death.
#75.
Eaten by a killer whale while swimming in the ocean. Don't ask why you're swimming in the arctic.
#76
Pressing the button that says "self destruct button, do not press"
#77 Trying to give a cat a bath.
#78 your laying in bed with your wife and she wakes up and yells quick my husbands home so you jump out the window and fall to your death. Whos guilty there?
#79 You get asked "Honey do these pants make my butt look big?".........and you actually answered.
# 80.
You spend your nights making crop circles. You have been doing it for years and you think all the UFO loonies are just too funny. Personally you don't believe in UFO's at all. You are working on your latest creation in a cornfield one night when suddenly you are lit up by a brilliant white light from above. You look up just in time to see the landing gear of a flying saucer that crushes you like a bug.