101 (or more) ways to die

This is actually a carry over from a Skype conversation where we'd started finding funny ways people might die.

Note: Just to be clear, NO, I do not actually think death is funny, nor would I wish it on anyone.

Rules:

1. No repeats on ways to die

2. TRY not to flame anyone or suggest that a certain person die. (Be NICE!)

3. make them as boring or interesting as you like

4. Have fun! :)

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1. Crushed under the worlds largest fried potato

2. Gored by a jackalope.

3. Eating a piece of Cake

4. A swimming pool full of angry cats

hey guys,
well let me put my 2 cents in.....

i would say:

5. getting driven over by a speed boat right after you fall down from water skiing.:p

6. Sucked through a jet engine

7. bungee jumping with a too long bungee cord

8. Shot by a drunk polar bear

9. Covered in carrot juice and thrown into a pit of rabbits.

Death by Lottery.

"Congratulations you just won $25,000,000. How do you feel?"

"Oh my God, I can't believe it! This is so great, I feel, I feel... ackkkk."

Falling into a pit filled with sheer walls, surrounded by thousands of fluffy kittens.
And then realizing you are extremely allergic to cat dander.

11) You suffocate as you are literally cute'd to death.

11. You choke on a thermometer. Guess that temperature doesn't matter much now...

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Originally Posted by Rodri

Death by Lottery.

"Congratulations you just won $25,000,000. How do you feel?"

"Oh my God, I can't believe it! This is so great, I feel, I feel... ackkkk."

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lol, that must really suck, good one bro...:p


12. falling into a a dried up well in the middle of a forest breaking almost ever bone in your body but still alive, screaming for help, but nobody hears you, thus dying from starvation....

*gasp for some air*

13. You are forced to read an extremely long run-on sentence while standing over a pit of lions, finish it in one breath, or get shot in the head.

Finish it an pass out into the lion pit or get shot in the head....

What a choice...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by raynetwilight

13. You are forced to read an extremely long run-on sentence while standing over a pit of lions, finish it in one breath, or get shot in the head.

Finish it an pass out into the lion pit or get shot in the head....

What a choice...

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lol, thanks for the comment....lmao (run-on sentence)

well shoot me in the head:p

Thought you'd like that one! :)

(some how I killed the count, we're on 16 now)

#16. You choke on a feather during an all girl pillow fight.

# 17

Killed By T-Rex

The victim was part of a tour group at the museum and was standing underneath the head of the reconstructed skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex when it's mountings broke.
The head of the T-Rex landed directly on the victim, who was listening so intently to the tour guides description of the vicious nature of this creature.
He was killed instantly.
It took rescue workers three hours to free the victim from the jaws of the dinosaur.

(made up ;))

18. this is for pie man,
Eating a ridiculous amount of pie. ^_^

#19. You laugh so hard you actually fall off the couch and break your next.

Hey, at least it wasn't a long way down!

20. mauled by a street sweeping machine

# 21

Killed by a Meteorite
(not what you're thinking)

Many hundreds of meteorites enter our atmosphere every year. Most of them burn up before they reach the earth's surface but some do land. Some of those that have landed are as small as a golf-ball by the time they make impact.

Could you imagine getting hit in the head by a golf-ball sized meteorite travelling at terminal velocity?
That would be something to have written on your tombstone!

22. While building the worlds most beautiful (a BIG!) statue ever to be built, especially in this day and age where art is dying, upon the final chicle you fall and die.

Everyone will remember that statue, I hope you remembered to put your name on it and carry ID on you in case of such an accident.

# 22.

You save up for years to take the holiday of a lifetime - a luxury cruise. One night you attend a party and have a bit too much to drink. On the way back to your cabin you slip and fall into the swimmimg pool. As you fall you crack your head on the concrete edge and are rendered unconscious and so you drown.

So you drowned, in a swimmimng pool, in the middle of the ocean.

# 23. Your Xbox explodes.
Bits of Xbox shrapnel hit all over your face. You survive but then finish yourself off in a hospital in a mad rage.

#24. After too many computer games, your sucked into your computer! Good thing: you rock and gaming. Bad thing: The power just went out. GAME OVER.

#25. Fall off a tall building chasing a balloon while trying to video a Red Arrows fly-by.

#26. Choke on a piece of chocolate while laughing at one of Ken's posts.

#27. Watching New Moon

28. If you are still breathing, watching new moon again will kill you, for sure this time. ^_^

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Originally Posted by PU239

28. If you are still breathing, watching new moon again will kill you, for sure this time. ^_^

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29. If that still doesn't do it watch twilight. :)

30. If you're SOMEHOW still alive, think about sparkly vampires and die of laughter.

31. Farm NPCs until ur head implodes.

# 31.

Gods Punishment?
(true story)

Some years ago I remember reading about a man and a woman who were both killed when struck by lightning at their church picnic. The man and woman were married but not to each other.

#33
Your a paratrooper and you jump off a plane without a parashute. you survive, but you landed in a pit of gasoline where people are dumping coal into. they light the pool and you catch fire. you have 5th degree burns all over you but you still survive. your brain has been cooked so much you think you can still save yourself, you think that glue is lotion and you put it on your head. you walk through the forest wit sticks on your head. you see a hospital that can actually cure your burns. then you here a boom. you where shot in the head by a retarded hunter that though you where a buck that looked like a crispy human. your final thought was the same as John Lennon of the beatles years before. "the way im gonna die? i'll probably get popped by a looney."

#34

Getting hit by a speeding clown car.

#35

Being hit by a spell cast from Gandalf.

#36 Stabbed in the throat by a spork during a little "disagreement" with Drizztix while playing Evony: The Gathering.

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Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

#36 Stabbed in the throat by a spork during a little "disagreement" with Drizztix while playing Evony: The Gathering.

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Lol. Speaking of that, has anyone seen Drizz lately?

#37

Get bashed in the head by a giant remote

#38
You have an appointment, but unfortunately someone left a chocolate bar on the seat of your car and you didn't notice it. By the time you arrive, you have melted chocolate all over your pants. You head for the bathroom down the hall to clean up prior to your appointment. So you're walking down the hallway and you pass between two open doors: one leads to the weekly meeting of Overeaters Anonymous and the other leads to the monthly PMS Support Group meeting. You are crushed in ensuing melee.

#39: An alien spaceship is hovering over your house. You go out to greet it and severally miscalculate it's size as it lands. *CRUNCH*

Well, so much for peace....

# 40: Mauled by my dog.